The price you pay for being good....(funny)

United States
November 7, 2006 10:53pm CST
3 Men were waiting to go to heaven. St Peter was at the gate and said, "However good you were to your wife that is the vehicle you will get in heaven". The first guy comes up to the gate and says, "I never, ever cheated on my wife and I love her". So St. Peter gives him a Rolls Royce. The next man comes up and says, "I cheated on my wife a little but I stilll love her." He gets a mustang and drives off into heaven. The next guy came up and said, "I cheated on my wife alot". He gets a scooter. Next day the guy that got the scooter was riding along and he saw the guy who owned the Rolls Royce crying. He asked, "Why are you crying you have such a nice car?!" and the man sobbed, "My wife just went by on roller skates".
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amberbambers23
@amberbambers23 (2615)
• United States
14 Nov 06
That was hilarious!!
candaceb87
@candaceb87 (1362)
• Canada
9 Nov 06
that was hilarious i did not expect that!!
littlefranciscan
@littlefranciscan (18327)
• United States
8 Nov 06
Some of these I am not too fond of..it's cute in it's own way..I want to know where do you get the items you are posting here?
zeus1a
@zeus1a (1046)
• Netherlands
8 Nov 06
You are so funny!if i could i would give you the best topics!you get many many +s
kcbabez14
@kcbabez14 (967)
• United States
8 Nov 06
oh my! that's a good one!
JAMBUG
@JAMBUG (124)
• South Africa
8 Nov 06
hehehe...good one...can't trust no one!!!!don't 4get giv more jokes!!!
dellion
@dellion (6698)
• Malaysia
8 Nov 06
Hahaha......thats funny:))....the best husband got the worst wife. Think thats did happend a lot in real life:)
kgwat70
@kgwat70 (13388)
• United States
8 Nov 06
wow. That was incredibly funny. Where did you find that or come up with that. Thank you. :-)
saphire539
@saphire539 (1639)
• United States
8 Nov 06
omg rotflmao that was really funny.
rosey3223
@rosey3223 (1566)
• United States
8 Nov 06
oh my gosh, that was too friggin funny!