Best Lampe Berger Sales Pitch

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This is an example of how "desperate" lampe berger members can be. To illustrate this, here's a chat conversation between "lampe berger" and the person. lampe berger: hi cely: hello lampe berger: can i know ur name? cely: cely cely: as u see cely: how about u? cely: u cant be lampe berger~ cely: :P lampe berger: my name is mervin lampe berger: are u from kl? cely: hi mervin cely: yes lampe berger: oh lampe berger: u are very pretty cely: really ? Thanks.. that's sweet of u lampe berger: cely lampe berger: do u wan make money? cely: what ? lampe berger: do u wan to earn lot of money? cely: i understand ur question cely: so? cely: join lempe berger? lampe berger: yes lampe berger: if you join lampe berger lampe berger: you can make a lot of money lampe berger: one month you can make RM15,000 lampe berger: just by recruiting other members cely: oh.. lampe berger: and after you do for a while then everyone will earn money for u cely: but i m not interested.. lampe berger: all the people under you can earn money for you cely: thanks for inviting lampe berger: then even if you don't do anything you can make at least RM5,000 a month lampe berger: why don't u want to join cely: i had too many invitation like this cely: if i wan, i would have joined earlier lampe berger: why is it you dowan to join? cely: not interest in pushing ppl cely: like what u are doing now cely: i dun mind making money slowly.. lampe berger: but i am not pushing people.. i am trying to help people make money lampe berger: you can be very rich... my friend just last month bought a bmw lampe berger: from lampe berger money lampe berger: he don't work anymore also cely: haha.. that;s the tag line u gotto say ma~ cely: nah, it's ok cely: really.. thanks lampe berger: what is your phone number? lampe berger: can i call you to talk to you? cely: No no.. lampe berger: ok why you don't want to join? cely: i told u already~ lampe berger: you work little bit only can make money lampe berger: just 3 days in a week you work lampe berger: can make thousands of dollars cely: i dun like to do what u are doing now.. cely: persuading.. lampe berger: but it is just you persuade your friends only lampe berger: you don haf to go out marketing also cely: haha, do u make money ? cely: have u bought ur bmw? lampe berger: no i don't have bmw lampe berger: but i bought a new honda civic cely: that's great lampe berger: and i just do lampe berger for only 8 months cely: hm.. i m really not interested cely: i know how it workls cely: i understand the benefits cely: but i m just not interested in even trying lampe berger: ok then will you put an advertisement for me on your blog lampe berger: to ask your readers can call me lampe berger: if they want to join lampe berger? cely: Oh.. no.. lampe berger: why? cely: that's not gonna work in my blog lampe berger: but you tell your friends can make money lampe berger: everyone also wan make money cely: i told u from the very begining.. i m not doing what u are doing now cely: persuading cely: off coz i m not going to put lempe berger ad in my blog cely: dun even say put an ad for u lampe berger: ok what if i pay you lampe berger: i pay you to put an ad up lampe berger: for me cely: how am i going to trust u? lampe berger: i call you lampe berger: we meet and i pay you cash first lampe berger: half before you post lampe berger: half after you post lampe berger: ok? cely: let me think about it lampe berger: what is your phone number cely: u gimme urs cely: :) lampe berger: 012 3358292 cely: how do u get to my blog ? lampe berger: last time i see petaling street lampe berger: then i write down your blog cely: Oh.. ok lampe berger: ok cely: do u have a blog? lampe berger: no lampe berger: so will you put an ad for me lampe berger: i pay you RM50 cely: why not ? cely: i'll think about it lampe berger: no can put for me now? cely: NOW ? cely: i guess u can look for other more famous blogger to put this ad for u~ lampe berger: ok i pay you RM200 then lampe berger: you put for me now ok lampe berger: you have my phone number lampe berger: i cannot run cely: haha cely: i have trouble to trust you cely: why NOW ? cely: why cant i consider? lampe berger: it is free right lampe berger: blog entry lampe berger: i will pay you cely: seriously, can i consider it for a day? cely: maybe i'll answer u by tomolo cely: u know my blug, i cant run either cely: rite? lampe berger: ok lampe berger: if you put now lampe berger: i will pay you RM1000 lampe berger: last offer lampe berger: i give you my house address lampe berger: phone numbenr lampe berger: everything you wan i give you cely: u are JOKING with me lampe berger: i am not lampe berger: where you work lampe berger: tomorrow i come and give you the RM1000 cash lampe berger: ok? cely: :x lampe berger: ok? lampe berger: you put now? cely: hahah lampe berger: cely? lampe berger: ok deall? lampe berger: cely? lampe berger: deal? lampe berger: deal? lampe berger: cely? lampe berger: ok lampe berger: ? lampe berger: can? cely: aiyo.. stop playing la cely: u are not mervin or anything lampe berger: i am lampe berger: do you want the money or not cely: haha lampe berger: dowan fine! cely: fine :) cely: look for something else lampe berger: actually i got something else cely: yes lampe berger: next saturday 14th oct we having a lampe berger convention lampe berger: at concord hotel lampe berger: got speaker teach you make money lampe berger: you want come? lampe berger: just listen only.. it is free cely: i am not free.. i m joining a camp lampe berger: what camp you joining cely: ji er 30 cely: on 14th - 15th lampe berger: ohhh lampe berger: then the following saturday also got another eventb lampe berger: but that wan is in sunway pyramid convention center lampe berger: you wan come? cely: ahha cely: i m going sg for trip lampe berger: then what about 28th october cely: actually, i really not even interested in this lampe berger: got another one in regent hotel lampe berger: bukit bintang there cely: do u get ppl joining from just talking online ? lampe berger: no i also call them lampe berger: but you don gimme your phone cely: erm.. it just look very strange and i dont trust this.. cely: i need to protect myself lampe berger: ok then you got any friend i can call? cely: no.. off coz no~ lampe berger: why lampe berger: you got no friends? cely: just no.. cely: i got friends lampe berger: then can give me the number lampe berger: i call cely: but takan i 'betray my frens' for giving out their numbers? cely: it's not logic ..rite lampe berger: ok then you got other blogger friend lampe berger: that you know lampe berger: can help me post ad lampe berger: you got any blogger friend lampe berger: that can help me post ad? lampe berger: cely lampe berger: cely? cely: u can just try ur luck.. i got the list there in my tidbits cely: why u need ppl to put the ad? cely: u can just create a blog what cely: to tell ppl what's good to join lampe berger: ok lampe berger: who is the most famous in your list cely: kennysia.com lampe berger: who else you know wan cely: i dunno much.. i m just very new blogger lampe berger: ok you want to go out for lunch lampe berger: ? cely: no.. already 3.30 la cely: back from lunch long time ago lampe berger: tomorrow leh? cely: u asking me for lunch ? cely: no need la cely: u full time lempe berger? lampe berger: no i working now cely: working as what lampe berger: i workin customer service at ibm cely: sound like a good and stable job lampe berger: yes lampe berger: but lampe berger make me rich lampe berger: normal job cannot make me rich cely: how OLD arr? lampe berger: i'm 24 cely: working at ibm not enough for u? cely: how rich is rich ? cely: earn 10k a month? lampe berger: IBM i only earn RM2000 a month lampe berger: lampe berger I earn RM6000 a month lampe berger: so total about RM7000 a month lampe berger: enough to pay monthly installment for my civic cely: good lampe berger: i also bought apartment already lampe berger: every month i pay RM2000 for my apartment and RM1200 for my car installment lampe berger: I still have so much money to spend lampe berger: because of lampe berger cely: u earn this much.. off coz u will spend this much cely: and even 10k a month for u also wont enough lampe berger: yes lampe berger: so you want to join? lampe berger: lampe berger lampe berger: and be rich like me? Oh...if you have read until here...sorry but this is just a joke...:D