What do you think of this jokes?
By silentnightx
@silentnightx (47)
Indonesia
November 25, 2008 4:13am CST
Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a
blonde. The guard brings the brunette fowrward and the executioner asks if she has any
last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts "Ready, Aim!!"Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!!"Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she escapes.
The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she has any last
requests. She say no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim!!"Suddenly the redhead yells, "TORNADO!!!"Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes.
By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward and the
executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim!!"And the blonde yells, "FIRE!!!"
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