Do you have funny dogs ? What do they do ?

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After reading a discussion i decided to open this one. It is about my funny dog . I have a pure white English bulldog, They are known as stubborn dogs , which is correct, My dog is so funny and very stubborn, I am mostly in front of my computer and he never leave me alone, he starts bringing his toys if i ignore him he thinks that it is about the toy so he brings another one until i play with him. His nails is out so they hurt so bad and like he knows it he always grabs my arm with his bear claws :) I have lots of scratches on my arms, he is trying to attract the attention, and one of the funniest thing he is doing is while i am on the couch and trying to watch the TV he brings his toy and leaves it on my lap and goes back few steps and start staring at ceilings like he is not paying attention , waiting me to make a move forward the toy :) when i move he jumps and steals it back, when i start watching the tv again he leaves it again on my lap and he starts to look at the ceilings it goes like this forever :)He thinks he fools me :D Do your dogs make such funny stuff ? Share with me !