if this post were the edge of a black hole

hi fwidman...you are in good luck. at first you were sucked into an revolving meteor but a freak lightning storm created a vortex which merged with a wormhole. you are now on the other side of the 5th galaxy unknown to the earth scientists. now what is the good news you ask? they speak english. but keep in mind that everyone wears mink coats and drinks pink lemonade. to not do so is an insult and in some places a felony. just a survivor tip from one space traveler to another. enjoy your stay.

Pink lemonade? Darn! No coffee? I wanna go home already! The mink part is okay, it might keep me warm. I have a mink hat and it is very warm

you might get by with just the mink hat. thing is you must drink at least 4oz of the pink lemonade. it helps you blood flow normal in their atmosphere and gives you a natural tendency to sing opera like a pro. opera singers are very wealthy there.