Look at those hackneyed movie plots, who would like it???

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It may be because I've been watching too many stupid movie, I think I can be a screenwriter, there is nothing to it. Just look at those hackneyed movie plots, it's so boring. You can weigh up anyone in the first minutes. Wood Allen said: "In Beverly Hillw....they don't throw their garbage away. They make it into television shows." They made it into movies too. e.g. * Honest and hardworking policemen are traditionally gunned down three days before their retirement. * Once applied, lipstick will never rub off--even while diving. * You're very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home. * A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating, but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds. * If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long. * All grocery shopping bags contain at least one stick of French bread. * The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Pairs. * Large, loft-style apartments in New York City are well within the price range of most people---whether they are employed or not. * Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one. * All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off. * If you are blonde and beauty, it is possible to become a world expert on nuclear fission at the age of 22. * At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil. * When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in your bedroom will still be clearly visible, just slightly bluish. * Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley system, deadly gasses, lasers, and man-eating sharks, which will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape. * It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down. * Should you pass yourself off as a German or Russian officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German or Russian accent will do.