Grease me up and push onions in my ears!

@p1kef1sh (45681)
December 20, 2008 4:30pm CST
My father likes to regale us with tales of all the killer illnesses that were around in the 1920s and 30 and my Grandmother's own somewhat unique methods of combatting the onset of colds and flu. At the first sight of frost my father would be stripped naked, lathered all over with goose grease, sewn into his long underwear and have spring onions pushed into his ears until the onset of Spring. Setting aside the somewhat unwholesome sight and smell of this ensemble, plus the winter is not a usual season for spring onions, he swears blind that this all worked. Fortunately my mother would have none of it and we were reared somewhat more conventionally. I have heard from other sources however, that all this greasing, sewing and insertion of onions did happen to children years ago. What unusual disease prevention methods have you been exposed to or heard about.
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@camomom (7535)
• United States
27 Dec 08
I had a very uneventful childhood as far as anything strange or unusual or cool so I have nothing to share...I haven't heard of anything like this....sorry to bore you with my non-answer....
@p1kef1sh (45681)
27 Dec 08
Well thank you for stopping by anyway. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.
@camomom (7535)
• United States
27 Dec 08
You're welcome. Happy Holidays to you.
23 Dec 08
That sounds more like punishment than a illnss prevention!!! lol Its crazy to hear what things people did back in the 20's an 30's and they actually believed they worked - well insisted they worked. I havent heard or been exposed to any unusual disease prevention methods!! I think I must have been wrapped in cotton wool or something!!!
@p1kef1sh (45681)
23 Dec 08
Awww. That's sweet to think of you all bundled up in cotton wool Cinders! LOL. They certainly did get up to some odd things in days of old. I think that the 20's and 30's saw the end of many of these old wives tales in action.
23 Dec 08
They sure did get upto some odd things in those days!!! It must have been interesting to grow up in those times just to 'experience' them!!! I like reading about odd old wives tales and trying to find out how they came about!!
@mtdewgurl74 (18151)
• United States
21 Dec 08
I have heard stories but totally different then that. I don't think I would like to be greased up..oiled up maybe..but definitely not greased, and I would pass on the onions even though I love them I wouldn't want them in my ears..My dad once said he had a cold and his mom bathed him in a bath of hot boiled onions and their juices...and hot mustard packs and he to do that for days..I am so glad for the invention of working medications...the strangest I do is apple cider vinger and honey..1/4 cup of that every four to six hours would help alot and also garlic chewed..makes everyone stay away.. on the good side you don't have to worry about Vampires biting you.. or anything getting close to you.
@p1kef1sh (45681)
21 Dec 08
I will pass on the bath thanks Becky! What do you take the vinegar for? A cold?
@mtdewgurl74 (18151)
• United States
21 Dec 08
Well it is said that apple cider vinegar and honey is supposed to be good for all that ails you..I have taken it for high blood pressure,energy boost,colds,and my gramps swore it helped his knees and arthritis. So it is just a jack of all ailments cure..or so it says..It can also be used as antiseptic when none is available.
@SViswan (12051)
• India
21 Dec 08
I haven't heard about this one yet. I'm not even sure of such customs that my previous generations followed.....I'm sure there were some wierd ones like this one. But my grandmother always believed that kids built up their immunity by being exposed to all sorts of germs early on...lol. Worked out well for us since we were allowed to do a lot of things that other kids weren't allowed to do due to the changes in weather.
@SViswan (12051)
• India
21 Dec 08
lol...I did that with my older child when my husband had chicken pox. I tried it with my younger one....but it didn't work!!!lol
@p1kef1sh (45681)
21 Dec 08
When we were small, if a friend had a childhood illness that we hadn't had, we were actively encouraged to go and see them so that we might get it too!
@gabs8513 (48686)
• United Kingdom
20 Dec 08
None really and I certainly do not fancy that one lol My Grandmother (who brought me up the first 9 years of my Life) used to make sure I was warm believe me it was Tights Trousers Vest Big woolly Jumper Big Coat scarf hat gloves most of the time I was to warm, but she would hear none of it. I guess that had something to do with being born with Chronic Bronchitias lol as she always tried to avoid me getting Ill with that but as I was so warm as soon as I was out of Sight I would take of the Hat (which I hated) take of the Scarf and undo my big Coat, so guess what ...... yep you guessed right and my Grandmother never found out why I was still always sick with them lol xx
@p1kef1sh (45681)
20 Dec 08
Oh dear Gabs. What a naughty girl! But we all did it. We used to get sent out all bundled up didn't we. I had one of those black school raincoats with a cloth belt. I don't know how I did the buttons up at times for all the vests and jumpers, not to forget the scarf, that was underneath it!
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@gabs8513 (48686)
• United Kingdom
20 Dec 08
Lol yes we all did it and I know what you mean but my Granny always bought my Coats a size bigger lol to make sure that it would fit over the rest of the Clothes
• United States
21 Dec 08
And, they walked around all winter with onions and goose grease on them? Yuck! The only nasty thing I can think of is being given Castor oil, or cod liver oil, and I don't even remember why we might have been given either. There are some things you'd just rather block from the memory, I guess.*L*
@p1kef1sh (45681)
21 Dec 08
I have this vision if children all waddling like penguins. Best to stay upwind of them too! I used to get castor oil at times, but no greasing.
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• United States
21 Dec 08
I think I would rather have Castor oil than cod liver oil. I thought of another one, turpentine with sugar. I don't remember what that was for either, but I thought my Grandma was trying to get rid of us when she gave us that.*L*
@riyasam (16556)
• India
21 Dec 08
i have heard of this myth from my grannie but thankfully,i never had to follow it(i was sort of rebel in those times,which came handy in such cases)one popular mythwhich my mom used to caution me was (I bet most people here have been told, at one time or another), not to go out with wet or damp hair, or to wrap up warm so you don’t catch cold. In fact, the body temperature (or ambient temperature) makes no difference at all. You catch a cold when you come into contact with the cold virus - once the virus gets into your system you will get sick. It doesn’t matter if you are hot, cold, warm, or dry.
@p1kef1sh (45681)
21 Dec 08
Maybe it's the fact that you think that you'll get a cold that in some quite bizarre way lowers your resistance to viruses. No? Well, it was a nice idea. LOL.
• India
22 Dec 08
OMG! They really did this to kids?? Well, the biggest torture I ever had to go through was administered by my grandmother. Whenever a tooth began shaking, she would just plunge her hand into our mouths and pull it out. And, of course, she would scold fiercely if we yelled. The tooth had to be tossed over the roof...it was supposed to bring good luck. And, what else? Yup...we had to drink a bitter concoction too. It was supposed to keep the worms away. Cheers and happy Mylotting
@p1kef1sh (45681)
22 Dec 08
Yikes. I had one or two teeth loosened, but not pulled right out. We have the tooth fairy here. She leaves you a small sum for every tooth that you lose.
@littleowl (7157)
22 Dec 08
Wow that is the first I have heard of that..how many more tales can you tell us pikey for one there is no way I would have that and would probably ended up with a red butt for it!! hugs littleowl
@p1kef1sh (45681)
22 Dec 08
I come from an eccentric family Littleowl. Which reminds me of another discussion that I can post. That said, I don't believe him for a minute. LOL.
@GreenMoo (11834)
6 Jan 09
Sounds like a novel use for spring onions, but the poor lad was lucky not to end up as Christmas dinner lathered up with goose grease like that. I think my own mother's illness prevention method worked wonders. She decreed that if you were too ill to attend school then you were too ill for reading, games, TV or after school activities too. As a result, I had a remarkably healthy school career.
@p1kef1sh (45681)
6 Jan 09
I think that we had the same mother! I was largely confined to the bedroom or doctor's waiting room. I got very good at finding shapes and faces in clouds.
@kerriannc (4279)
• Jamaica
21 Dec 08
For measles which was very plentiful here in the 80's there were the boiling of tamarind leaves which is uses to bathe you.
@p1kef1sh (45681)
21 Dec 08
Did they work Kerri?
@bunnybon7 (50973)
• Holiday, Florida
21 Dec 08
Iam sitting here LMAO at that! my mom used to rub my chest and all with vicks vapor rub when i got a cold and that and the disgusting hot toddy that burned all the way down seemed to knock the cold. but lately i've had friends that tried the vicks and it just made the cold worse in their chest. it must have been that disgusting liqcour that cured me.
21 Dec 08
Hi p1key, That sounds very smelley and painful, my mother just used to line us up every morning and give us spoonful of codliver oil and my eldest sister would stand at the end of the line with spoonful of condensed milk. Hugs. Tamara
@p1kef1sh (45681)
21 Dec 08
I'd rather have the codliver oil. Condensed milk is not to my taste! My Granny used to put it in tea. Yukky! LOL. XX
@Paula1966 (1102)
• United States
21 Dec 08
I've heard of having ears so dirty you could grow potatoes in them, but actually planting onions is something else! LOL. Seriously, I have heard onions have the ability to help breathing related illnesses, like the phlegm that builds up during a bad bout of respiratory flu. However, I always thought you had to ingest the onions. I'm not sure having them in your ears would help.
@p1kef1sh (45681)
21 Dec 08
I am sceptical abut the whole thing Paula. At least as far as it actually happened to my Dad! Onions do have healing properties apparently. I must find a herbalist who will tell me all about them. No, I don't think that sticking them in your ears will do much except keep the wind out.
• United States
21 Dec 08
It kept flu bugs away cause anyone, and any bug couldn't stand the sight or smell! lol! I'm just guessing! haha! I've heard of some strange stuff before, but I do believe this takes the cake! can you imagine a kid walking around with long green stalks (that look like grass) sticking out of his ears and smelling like yesterday's dinner? lol! My grandmother believed that a kid couldn't get his/her first tooth without drilling a hole in a dime and wearing it on a necklace around it's tiny little neck.. didn't matter if it WAS a choking hazard! ya want your kid to have teeth.. dontcha?..... um... if they live! hahah!
@p1kef1sh (45681)
21 Dec 08
LOL. It's an awful thought. I have looked at photos of children taken from the early 1900s and I don't see any of them bundled up like that. They must have stunk! I've not heard about the hole in the dime thing either. I know that the tooth fairy might leave you something wen you were through with your first teeth, but not before you got them.
@Jenaisle (14078)
• Philippines
21 Dec 08
You would be surprised that up to now, I still give in to my husband's massages and ginger treatments. But it worked,(perhaps partly because of the TLC massage too,lol), There was one time I slipped on the bathroom floor and got my ankle all inflamed and swelling; he got some ginger, washed it thoroughly, crushed it and then applied it as a balm after he had massage my foot from top to bottom. He tied up the ginger with a cloth up my ankles and instructed me to leave it overnight. I was laughing but well, there was no harm, so I did as he instructed. Morning came, and whoa! the redness and swelling were gone. I believed in his method more when I see similar occurrences being operated on and being treated for longer periods by a doctor. I would like to recommend my husband's treatment...lol...but of course, it is a very intimate method, so... I just mention it, and then that's it...Even crushed garlic could be good treatment for toothaches. Cheers and happy holidays!
@p1kef1sh (45681)
21 Dec 08
That sounds a very good treatment Jen. What a clever man. I have heard that ginger has healing properties but never seen it used. Thank you for that.