Welcome to My World

Don't like the bus, can we take a pla........oh wait, I don't like sailing either, I might fall overboard. Doesn't really matter, does it? Lovely things, yes, slow down, slooooow doooooown! There are no peaches in where we are going, and no bananas, either. *drifts off into song* Yes, we have no bananas today. Wait, someone's at the door. No, just me, and I already let myself in, so we're all good.

Are you sure that you're not outside looking in at you looking out?

Are you sure that you're not looking back to see if I was looking back to see if you were looking back to see if I was looking back to see if you were looking back to see if I was looking somewhere else?

So THAT'S what that crap around the tree was??? Hmmm. Good to know.(I think) You may be watching the teetering for some time too Bo. I've been teetering for more than three decades now and that abyss STILL hasn't been fed! I think that teetering is my ultimate destiny.....

No, totality is not necessary, I suppose, it only helps. I will sit here and watch you teeter, if you don't mind. I want to see how long it takes you to fall into the abyss. Razor wire? I think Brownie Lady was using it to cut brownies with. Or maybe sconi used it to shave the fur off his little Santa hat. Maybe Froot Loop took it and put it in her shopping cart, thinking it was a cheese cutter..............no, I haven't seen it. But, I think it may be wrapped around that tree over there. See the one in the corner? Someone decorated it with tinfoil deer antlers, then used the razor wire for garland. I haven't seen it, no.

The voices in my head told me to create this space, mimpi, so that all the crazies in the world can congregate in one place. Maybe this way, we won't disturb those who are too straight laced to be crazy. Yep, that's what they said. So, I did it.

Grabs sconi by the tip of his cap, and drags him behind me.

*La la.......la la la Laaaaaa.......La la........tra la la Laaaaaaa........* oooooh look........a caterpillar!

Well, just stick around here for a while, and you may not, Andrew.*L* I apologize to my desk, the table, the bed, and chairs when I run into them.

Hmmmm, me thinks you have the hang of this insanity thing.*L*

riya, I am always doing silly child like things. It keeps you young. YOu can still retain that inner child and still be responsible, when the need arises. Let your kids see you being a little kid. It will be fun. My kids are goofier than I am, they remind me that I don't have to be an old woman, just because I am an old woman. Now, lets go ride that roller coaster and scream our silly heads off!

Is my rocking chair squeaking or are their mice on this vessel? Because you know, ...uh, I don't do mice. They could leave tracks on the surface of my clay.

Yep, I think that is as good a place as any for insanity, don't you? Welcome aboard!

Toodles, Brownie Lady. Thanks for coming to visit.

If this ain't proof of a gene pool and many people drowning in it then I don't know what is!

Do I detect a twinge of envy there?

Heehee, you snorted! Hey, ya'll look, a veteran loonie!

*Laughs maniacally* Too late, Buddy Boy, Insanity is kind of like Hotel California. Once you are on the road, there is NO turning back!