A girl that never farted ! ,is she lying or is this possible !
By ronnyb
@ronnyb (6113)
Jamaica
December 27, 2008 7:43am CST
Sorry for the gross nature of this one ,maybe I should have said flatulence but bear with me please. My reason for putting you through such torture is this ,I remember my friend telling me about a young lady who said she never passed gas. I told her that I didn’t believe that one bit .The girl in her justification said that if you eat right and more importantly eat at the right time, then you will never pass gas. I still don’t believe her I think she is trying to pretend that she is a unique breed (you know how SOME women are ) insulated from the bodily functions that we ,"mere mortals" have. I don’t know, I still maintain that she is lying but she does have a point ,you normally pass more gas if you don’t eat right and when you eat certain food.
What is your experience ,are you one of those persons who never passed gas and if you are please convince me how this is possible. And if you aren’t ,well you don’t need to say anything else ,wouldn’t want to gross out anyone anymore with too much information on the subject lol.
Anyway, please respond.
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20 responses
@rizzu87 (860)
• Malaysia
27 Dec 08
This discussion made me laugh like anything... haha.. anyways! I think this is simply not possible if she is normal. If there is something wrong with her body functioning then this might happen i guess. She never did it means that she never ever ate food at the wrong time or she never ever ate something which will leads to a human releasing gas. I think this is simply not possible she is for sure lying. Its sounds yukhy but i dont think anyone would never have farted if they are normal.
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@browneyed (2522)
• United Kingdom
27 Dec 08
I don't believe it's true. Even if you eat right, you still pass gas, just that it doesn't smell as bad. So, for e.g., I find that when I eat right, my farts and poo don't smell highly lethal (!) and usually smell of the veg I've eaten.
If the story was true, I think she'd have medical problems 'cos as far as I know, it's normal to pass gas or else you experience trapped wind. I mean, where else is the air gonna go?
I bet she doesn't burp either, huh?
@browneyed (2522)
• United Kingdom
27 Dec 08
You've had the vege-fart experience too?! - Oh, I feel a bond between us. :-)
@cyberfluf (4996)
• Netherlands
27 Dec 08
I don't think that is possible either, girls and woman want you to think so because they are imbarrassed of it. And why are they? Because society teaches us that it is not ladylike to pass gas. Unfortunatly, woman get gas just as bad, and we have the impossible task to try and keep it hidden from all man kind.
So there you go girls, I blew our cover 
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@cyberfluf (4996)
• Netherlands
27 Dec 08
I've allways had some very weak bowels, I am a shame to the woman race! LOL!
There are a lot of woman who have a bloated feeling or have a lot of gas, why do you think the 'activia' products are out on the market? Because a lot of woman tend to get diarrea and such, I am not sure why? Perhaps because they keep their gas in to long 
. Oh well, I guess that's too much info... 
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. Oh well, I guess that's too much info... .
@Little_Stormy (6883)
• United States
28 Dec 08
hmmmmmmm
I don't know if that's possible.. but I do KNOW that not everyone burps..
As much as I WOULD LOVE TO... I can't.. and I never have burped.
my esophagus didn't grow with me and no air escapes.. it also means that I can't vomit without a lot of pain and blood.
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@AnakSuNamun (2084)
• United States
27 Dec 08
That is pretty gross but it's a valid question! I'd call this person a liar,as well. Yes,women tend to be(or act) more delicate and sophisticated but we all have the same body structure and noone's immune from mundane discharges etc. What you eat matters but you cannot have total control over your body unless you're Bruce Lee or a Buddha. Everyone had gas at some point in their life but it doesn't mean one has to brag about it at every corner! lol
That actually reminded me of that Family Guy episode when Peter says he hadn't had gas till age 44 or something like that.:)
@AnakSuNamun (2084)
• United States
27 Dec 08
Oh yeah,you can suppress physical manifestation of a burp or a fart but you can't deny you felt the urge lol
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@mikeyr6000le (2123)
• United States
27 Dec 08
I would call her a lier to her face, uness she could get a doctor to go along with her story. You eat food, your body burns it, it makes waste and gasses. It either has to come out your mouth or the other end. Many women say they never do, they have to, they maybe silent and may not know they are, but they are none the less.
@browneyed (2522)
• United Kingdom
28 Dec 08
I'd follow her around until she farted, measuring the air around her with a fartometer so I can prove to her and the whole world that, yes, thine lady doth fart.
@underdogtoo (9579)
• Philippines
27 Dec 08
I wonder what this discussion seeks to accomplish. It might be a good piece of information if you want useless bits of trivia.
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@ronnyb (6113)
• Jamaica
27 Dec 08
Thank you for your response underdogtoo,even though you might not be aware your response has indirectly helped to shed light on the issue.Hope you will continue to respond to my discussions when you find a more stimulating topic.
All the best for the rest of your holidays
@katrhina23 (1282)
• United States
27 Dec 08
this is the first time i read a story like this. i didnt know that there are people that dont pass gas or burp. i dont believe it..
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@uditpanda (1023)
• India
28 Dec 08
Of course she is lying buddy, unless she has a world record in her name. No one can claim she/he has never farted in life. U don't control ur digestive system voluntarily.& u never know which food would produce the gas in side ur abdomen. Humanly her statement seems impossible.
Happy mylotting
@UK_Shree (3603)
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27 Dec 08
Hmmm....this is a hard one. I have to say that I don't believe her though. I have personally never come across someone who has not farted before. I am sure that the diet and what we eat plays a big part in our farting habits but I do not think that it is possible to avoid it completely
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@808nala (640)
• United States
27 Dec 08
Ha ha ha, what a funny topic. I don't believe that for a moment either. I don't see how that would be possible. So when she was younger, she passed gas, but now that she eats right, she no longer farts? Hmmmm, I don't buy it. I know someone who said she has never been able to burp. I can't believe that either. This person is very honest and doesn't have a reason to lie about that, so I know I should believe her, but I'm just not convinced.
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@stejhas (209)
• United States
27 Dec 08
I believe her... I was the same way until I was like 22 yrs old... as a matter of fact I never burped until then either!
What changed it? I started going to the chiropractor because my back was REALLY messed up... I went, originally, for chronic neck pain and it turned out my back issues went all the way down to my hips being uneven - resulting in one leg being shorter than the other..... ANYWAY, yes, I was the SAME WAY.... and it wasn't until my back was in line that my body finally started producing such functions!!!!
@violeta_va (4831)
• Australia
27 Dec 08
Yeah right and I dont sleep :). Everyone passes gas it does not have to smell or sound but we do and its NORMAL. But I belive that some people dont do it infront of anyone. My aunty has been married for over 35 years and has never fartet infront of my uncle. The funny thing is we do it when we sleep as well so I bet he has heard her.
@katemeow (847)
• Singapore
28 Dec 08
i don't think that is possible because even babies need to be burped after a meal! Burping and farting are normal and natural processes that our bodies do. I even read that we fart in our sleep... even my cat does! Maybe she doesn't know it when she is farting or she is too embarrassed to admit it. I don't know what the big deal is because everyone does it anyway
@arwenangel (184)
• Morocco
27 Dec 08
maybe the lady was sick! cause they are some ppl dont farted!! till they
went to doctor!!!!!!!
@fairydew (180)
• United States
28 Dec 08
I believe eating right and at right times and in the right portions can help eliminate stomach problems, however, I cannot believe anybody can go through their entire life without at least one stomach upset.
