Full Of S**t Literally!!
By Malinium
@Malinium (76)
United States
December 31, 2008 8:51am CST
I was wondering - How long does it take for a woman to feel comfortable enough with her man to take a s**t in his presence? I've been with my wife for 8 years married for 4 and she probably took her first dump around me 2 yrs ago.I remember When we were dating, me and a partner of mine walked in the place me & her shared and was like "DAMN!!! Somebody been dropping some stankin lows!!" So i asked her " You smell that?" Her cute self was like "Smell What?" Thats when I realized she never s**ts when i'm around.How many times were we together and the only thought in her mind was hoping I would hurry up and leave so she could do the #2.Oh the agony! Oh the pain!I used to say to myself sometimes "This girl full of s**t!" Well ,looking back, maybe I was right afterall.So Fellas ,How long did it take for your boo to do the #2 around you? Ladies,Do you have to be married first or what? Just let it go & let me know !!
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9 responses
@sconibear (8016)
• United States
31 Dec 08
what do you mean the #2 around you????.....in his presence???? 
heck i hope she goes in the bathroom, closes the door and takes care of her business all by herself.
it's not like it's some grand circus performance to be shared with the whole world.
i mean, when you're "dropping your friends off at the pool" do you say "honey come here and watch me grunt and smell my sh*t, and we can discuss dinner.
some things are better left alone......i would feel more uncomfortable if my girl was to tell me..."honey, that chili and cheese spicy sausage is knocking at my back-door, care to join me in the bathroom?"
anyways....great first discussion Mal.....welcome to myLot???
heck i hope she goes in the bathroom, closes the door and takes care of her business all by herself.
it's not like it's some grand circus performance to be shared with the whole world.
i mean, when you're "dropping your friends off at the pool" do you say "honey come here and watch me grunt and smell my sh*t, and we can discuss dinner.
some things are better left alone......i would feel more uncomfortable if my girl was to tell me..."honey, that chili and cheese spicy sausage is knocking at my back-door, care to join me in the bathroom?"
anyways....great first discussion Mal.....welcome to myLot???2 people like this
@Little_Stormy (6883)
• United States
1 Jan 09
ROFLMAOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROLF!!!!!!!!!!!!!LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!*wiping tears* ROFL!!!!!!!!!LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm dying!!!!!!! I think I just laughed a lung out!!!!!!!!!!!!
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@sconibear (8016)
• United States
1 Jan 09
oh..........hi Stormy.........i was wondering when you were gonna.......SNIFF out this discussion. 
@Little_Stormy (6883)
• United States
1 Jan 09
I'm slow today...*sniff* is THAT YOU???
*holds nose*
Hey! I was bout to go to the bathroom....... wanna go wit me????
I'll let you tear the toilet paper!!
@rashmi1979 (112)
• United States
31 Dec 08
I feel this is a very interesting discussion! :) I have observed that uys are very comfortable with their bodies...no matter how they look- bald- or short or paunchy or whatever! Whereas girls keep worrying about their appearance even when they just got out of bed! Habit of not taking a drop near/around her partner is in line with this desire of looking their best all the time.
What would be interesting to know though is, DO you guys expect us to look like Little Princesses all the time? or are we simply torturing ourselves unnecessarily? Would you appreciate if we were more Human/ Real around you?
Please share..would definitely help us a loT! :)
Happy Lotting & a Happy New Year!
@rashmi1979 (112)
• United States
31 Dec 08
WOW Chris! Thats such a Relief! Really appreciate you sharing this :) Thanks a ToN!
Happy New Year!
@Malinium (76)
• United States
31 Dec 08
I know I would .Its like Chris Rock said ."Thats her representative" "Those arent her nails,her hair,& now a days her chest" But as soon as we give in, then we see the REAL you.Early morning no makeup and all.And the funny thing is,after we se this new "BEING" we still stay .So just keep it real. You got something deeper going on then surface level anyway.
@gaylalou690 (361)
• Philippines
1 Jan 09
well if u love the person trust and respect that person cause u love him/her in no exchanged if she/he might feel the same way too. im a hopeless romantic person i dont go in a relationhip just to have the so called "relationship" what matters to me is that i have a feelings to that person. well u never know what will might happened next right? so if u feel u want to marry that person then go marry that person.
@sconibear (8016)
• United States
1 Jan 09
Stormy??? is that the guy we were looking for in that other discussion???
@sudalunts (5523)
• United States
31 Dec 08
Funny discussion. I think it is a prissy thing
I would never use the facilities to do #2 when my boyfriend, now husband was at my house. I lived in a small apartment and wanted total privacy when that action was taking place.
Well, he moved in with me after about five months, so then I had no choice. I usually go in the mornings when is sleeping anyway.
Men have no problem f*rting and doing number 2 when others are around, but it is a girl thing that we feel uncomfortable about it.
I would never use the facilities to do #2 when my boyfriend, now husband was at my house. I lived in a small apartment and wanted total privacy when that action was taking place.
Well, he moved in with me after about five months, so then I had no choice. I usually go in the mornings when is sleeping anyway.
Men have no problem f*rting and doing number 2 when others are around, but it is a girl thing that we feel uncomfortable about it.1 person likes this
@Icyfairy (284)
• Saint Vincent And The Grenadines
31 Dec 08
lmao. wow. this is one hell of a topic. well i think it totally depends on the woman. i've been with my bf for over 2yrs and i guess if we lived together i wouldn't have a problem with it but since we dont there's a little hesitation cause his parents and other siblings are usually at home too. but i think that if we lived together i would have no problem doin it while he's home.
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@Crislyric (37)
• United States
8 Feb 09
Thats funny and its kind of strange to anticipate when your special someone would be comfortable enough to do something like that around. But, it is something that we've thought about. And I don't think you have to be married to be comfortable enough to let loose of your #2, My boyfriend and all were really cool first and then the relationship came, but if I'm not mistaken I let loose before having the title. So it just depends on the chick.
@patgalca (18394)
• Orangeville, Ontario
1 Jan 09
Oh my God, tears of laughter are streaming down my face. I read this out loud to my husband (of 11 years). This is a really funny discussion. Both my husband and I responded "Who would want to?"
I certainly can't remember how long it was but for the last 12 years I have had IBS (Irritible Bowel Syndrome) which accompanies fibromyalgia. So it sure isn't pleasant around here when I go to the bathroom. We have lots of spray air freshener in stock in our house. 
@walijo2008 (4644)
• United States
1 Jan 09
What do you mean by being comfortable enough to do it when her man is present? Present as in him being in the bathroom with her or just being in the same house? I'll go in and pee while he's in the shower, or he'll come in and brush his teeth if I'm sitting on the throne, but I don't think I've ever done the #2 in front of him. I told him that girls #2's didn't smell bad, they smell like flowers..haha. He was like yeah right...
