What is the stupidest way you have ever ACCIDENTALLY hurt yourself?

I was walking in a straight line and lost my footing, twisted back to grab the doorframe to steady myself and dislocated my kneecap! Ridiculous!! Wish I had an interesting story to it like I was skiing or something but no, I dislocated my kneecap walking! Have you hurt yourself in a stupid way then?

Haha well.... lately... the stupidest way was by carrying a bag and a 3-ring binder in one hand while riding a bike - holding on with only one hand. Doh! The first bump I hit sent me flying. MS http://www.biosyourlife.com

I have to say that the DUMBEST way I ever hurt myself is when I was making homemade chicken wings and wasnt payign attention to what I was doing...I ended up deep frying two of my finger tips LOL...NOT my brightest moment...then of course there was the time I climbed up on a wall at Letchworth State Park to take a pic and LUCKILY rather than falling 250ft forward into the gorge I stepped down backwards and busted up my knee (tore the ligaments pretty badly)...What was stupid about it was I was standing right where one of the MANY BRIGHT LARGE FLORECENT words saying "DO NOT CLIMB GORGE WALL" was painted LOL

When I was a kid, my dad bought me a sling-shot. I used to go around shooting rocks and marbles and cans and perhaps the occasional bird or dog or whatever I could find. My uncle told me that I could aim the slingshot better if I stuck my thumb up between the uprights on the frame of the slingshot and use it as a guide to aim at my target, then drop my thumb right before letting the shot go. I tried it a few times, and it actually seemed to help a little, but then it happened... I had my thumb up and was aiming my shot when THE ROCK SLIPPED OUT OF MY HAND! That's right, the rock slipped out of my hand, releasing the shot before I was ready. The rock hit me square in the thumb-nail, driving it deeply into the skin of my thumb. It hurt like hell, and the entire thumb-nail eventually fell off, and it took several weeks for my thumb to completely heal. I still used my sling-shot after that, but I never tried to use my thumb to aim it again...

Ok, I had many stupid accidents but this one I remember the most. Two years ago I found an old PC lying in my basement. I wanted to get the HDD out to see what was on it (you can find some funny stuff on old HDDs) so I tried to pull the HDD out. Screws were damaged but I managed to unscrew them but even after unscrewing the HDD was still holding tight there. I was thinking how to get it out but nothing came on my mind except brute force approach. I started to pull but HDD didn't even move so I used more force and tried once again. You remeber those old AT cases which had very rugged and rough edges... I was pulling it so hard that not only I pulled HDD out but I have also cut myself to the case. In the beginning I had thought it was nothing severe but after that I saw blood all over my motorcycle, the floor and all over the HDD. I got no stitches but my palm was severely hurt.

haha oh that brings back memories. I was in highschool gym class and we had to line dance. Yes I'm from the sticks. Anyways we were doing it on the wrestling mats and I had wore flip flops to school that day and so I took them off to dance. As I was making a turn my pinkie toe decided to stay in place while the rest of my foot moved. It ended up at a 90 degree angle to the side of my foot. I couldn't walk on it for a week.