A couple of odd dreams. (warning: this is very long)

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I have recently had a few very odd dreams. I was wondering if anyone could help with analysing them. Can you interpret this first dream? I was on my into London by train. Instead of Euston being the last stop (as it is on my usual trips), I was left at some obscure station (I think the dream started with me already at this station, but I know I had just got off the train there). I am on a platform waiting for a train to take me to Euston to continue my usual journey. The train that pulled up resempled a row of rollercoaster carts. I got on and the train went into a dark tunnel, although I could see quite clearly, going uphill for abit, then downhill for a while, with no turns at all. It went uphill once more until it came from out of the floor into Euston Station (the station I came up into did not resemble Euston, or any other station exactly, but looked like a "stock" London Underground station which I recognised as Euston only in the dream, but I have the feeling I have "been" to this station in other dreams before this particular one). I then went down an escalator and I remember a man trying to steal my coat from off my back. I went back up the escalator to escape, after a few more stealing attempts I asked the guy what he wanted. He told me he wanted my head so that he could put his father's spirit/soul into it (basically, his dad in my head). I told him that I knew someone we could go to to get a replica of my head and his dad put into it. The station either dissolved or I just skipped a bit and I was on the market of Eastenders (English soap opera), walking side by side with the coat stealer and talking to him like we were best friends. We were heading to Ian Beale's cafe. He didn't appear in this dream, but I knew Ian Beale to be the replica head supplier. Then I woke up confused. What does this all mean? Any takers? Can you interpret this second dream? This won't be as long as the first dream. I had this one the night after. I remember looking through a bay window into a house from my own point of view. Inside was Bill Bailey (comedian) sitting on a sofa eating something (I'm not sure what, but I think he was holding a plate or a bowl). He was dressed as his character, Manny, from the comedy series "Black Books". He looked up and smiled. I then remember my view changed to me looking at the front door of the house (right of the bay window) as if I was now looking on events instead of in them. Bill Baily came out and as I zoomed out a little more the person looking through the window was revealed to be another Bill Baily, again dressed as Manny, just a different outfit. BB1 (Bill Baily from inside) offered BB2 (Bill Baily the peeping tom) a cheese sandwich, to which BB2 agreed and BB1 began to make it on the spot. BB2 then offered BB1 a sandwich, to which BB1 agreed and BB2 began scraping his belly onto a slice of bread (not cutting or slicing or seemingly harming in any way). Both had huge dopey grins on their faces. Then I woke up, yet again confused. Any takers to explain this one? Thank you for all your help people.