Real life Proverbs

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Hi Guys I good to see you again i got some nice proverb fot you all here enjoy 'U love someone U marry someone else, The one you marry becomes ur wife or husband And the one u loved becomes the password of ur mail id' ---------------------------------- There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it. Ther's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbour has it. -------------------------------------------- Three dreams of a man: To be as handsome as his mother thinks, To be as rich as his child believes, To have as many woman as his wife suspects... --------------------------------------------- Husband and wife are like liver and kidney.Husband is the liver & wife the kidney If the liver fails, the kidney fails, If the kidney fails, the liver manages with other kidney -------------------------------------------- Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne denge. --------------------------------------- What is the difference between Dava & Daru? Dava is like a girlfriend that comes with an expiry date and Daru is like a wife, jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi. -------------------------------------- Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain? Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hai or wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai. ------------------------------------ The Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut! ---------------------------- I am sorry if i hurt any women memeber please don't take it seriously it's just a joke