Here's a joke for you!
By dragon54u
@dragon54u (31634)
United States
January 20, 2009 11:33am CST
My friend emailed me about ten of these but I'll just give you what I thought was the funniest:
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.
My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.'
'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'
And then the fight started...
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5 responses
@qiuying (28)
• China
1 Mar 09
yeah!i have to admit that your joke is very funny,and a little cool.our life needs fun,doesn't it?these days.i have to confront with many troublesome trivias,such as working on my study well,being a tutor who is well getting along with,trying my best to prepare for National Judicial Examination......my god,really ,i have no time for searching for happiness.alas!thank you for sharing the interesting with us.though after laughing,i must go back to my life which is a little boring,anyway,maybe that is life.getting over these difficuties,i will be stronger and more sophisticated.do you think so?ave a great day when seeing my reply.
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@dragon54u (31634)
• United States
1 Mar 09
I have found recently that by scheduling time for myself that I am enjoying life more. You sound so busy!! Why not try to take 30 minutes every few hours to do something you enjoy? I know that exams are scary and you're nervous but you'll do much better if your mind and body are relaxed by doing something just for you at least once a day--your mind can concentrate more on studying if it is relaxed. And remember to eat properly, plenty of protein and vegetables so your mind is at its sharpest and can retain the information you're trying to cram in!
Thank you for making me smile with your good wishes! 
@MdImranHossain (336)
• Bangladesh
26 Jan 09
hahahahaaa. Sorry for laughing. She is druken and and drinking till now only for you. So I will blame you for her such condition. On the other had she would choose another one, why is doing so?
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@dragon54u (31634)
• United States
26 Jan 09
The point is that the wife claims the ex-girlfriend is celebrating breaking up. It's a joke on the husband. We have a lot of these types of jokes here in the U.S., laughing at the wife or husband. I'm glad I gave you a laugh!
