anyone know a funny talent for a talent show? or suit for a swim suit contest?

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My school is going to be having a contest, and the 5 categories are, "Formal Wear" "Questionaire" "Swim Suit" "Talent" and I don't remember the last one at the moment. And I figured I would try to go the funny way around it to get the crowd. Anyone know any funny talents that I could possibly do? Or what a funny swim suit would be? For formal I have a retro light blue suit that I figured I would do the whole Dumb and Dumber thing with the hat and a cane. Let me know if any of you have any other ideas, Thanks!