The Worst Cup of Coffee

My worst cup of coffee (made by me) was when I was half asleep and didn't notice that my partner had emptied a bit off lemonade into the cup. She couldn't be bothered to get up and empty her glass in the sink, you see. So I made a cup of coffee with lemonade in it. The worst she's made me was when she mistook a cup on the table for the mug I was using for coffee. I don't bother washing them out after every cup, just every day mostly. So she made me coffee... which was really sweet of her... except that I'd made beef gravy in that mug, not coffee. It was sort of like caffeinated soup. Strangely, it wasn't so bad!!