Fart Migraines

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This may be funny to some and not to others. My husband has 2 dog a german shephard/husky and a blue healer. I have a chihuahua. My husband's dog the german shephard/husky was stalking me. She had been following me around the house and guarding me. I was wondering why is she doing this and 4 weeks later we found out I was pregnant. So we knew she was trying to look after me. I did lose the baby & after that she left me alone. She barks constantly and I scream at her because she barks 24/7 Even when we are playing with her she will run away to bark at the air. My husband came home in December from Iraq for two weeks. After he left the dog started guarding me again. At first i thought I was pregnant again. Found out I was not, But this dog continued to stalk me. and one day I was smelling something nasty. I look over it's her then I hear a loud boom and I smelled something nasty and it was her. Everytime she comes around me she farts. Why is she following me to fart where I am. She will come all the way from the 4th level of our home and fart in my office then leave. She comes back an hour later and farts again. Last night she followed me to my room a nd guarded the door until she farted She left as soon as she was done farting. What did I do to that dog to recieve her farts? Why is she pissed off at me? Does anybody know why dogs do vindictive things to humans? I knew cats can be evil and vindictive..but dogs? I am telling you all she is pissed at me for something and I am now scared I been having bad migraines. Could her farts be the cause of my migraines? And does she know the farts are causinf my migraines? If your dog starts following you and farting, You pissed him off and you better make it right before he gives you fart migraines like my husband's dog is doing to me!