If you had someone to do your chores..

i would also choose a zombie......preferably an ex-wife zombie. but until somebody starts selling "Zombie Chow" at the feed store, a zombie would be too hard to keep properly nourished. so i would have to go with an alien.......after taking the keys to his UFO of course. i think aliens eat pond scum or some other easily obtainable Earth compound. see ya Kat.....i'm off to show off my new ride.