How Not to Have to Dry the Dishes
By SaintAnne
@SaintAnne (5453)
United States
February 1, 2009 12:20pm CST
Well, now, I did not come up with that title. I was looking through some books I have in boxes I have stored away for some time and I ended up leafing through "A Light in the Attic" and it is a collection of poems and drawings by Shel Silverstein.
[i]...
if you have to dry the dishes
and you drop one on the floor---
Maybe they won't let you
dry the dishes anymore.[/i]
Have you ever intentionally done something half-a$$ed or "drop the dishes on the floor" so that you don't get to do it anymore?
I am sure I've dropped a couple dishes here and there.
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14 responses
@James72 (26790)
• Australia
1 Feb 09
Oh I've definitely feigned inability to get out of doing things! lol. Dishes aren't one of them, but clothes washing, ironing and clothes hanging are definite examples! My favourite though is the old - "But you do it SO much better than I can!" or "It tastes so much better when YOU Make it!"
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@Wizzywig (7847)
•
1 Feb 09
I got wise to comments like that... whilst it is of course completely true that I can do it all so much better & that it does indeed taste better when I make it... I don't care! I am not the one who has to wear his clothes or eat his food. If I can unblock drains, sort my oil/tyres & scrape the ice off my car before leaving for work at stupid o'clock in the morning, I'm darned sure he can press a button on the washing machine & work out how to use a clothes peg at some point during the day!! I know... but its for his own good... cruel to be kind and all that I find I have an inability to read complicated rule books for board games that I dont want to play...
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@zigzagbuddha (4601)
• United States
1 Feb 09
Hehehehe, whenever our whole family is together playing board games or watching a movie and someone comes up with the idea of popcorn, I have always felt like everybody is going to think I am just trying to get out of making it when I say 'but momma makes it the best'. The thing is it's true! I don't know how she does it but when she makes it it is always moist and perfectly salted. When I make it it is always dry and the salt goes down to the bottom of the bowl.
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@zigzagbuddha (4601)
• United States
1 Feb 09
My mother tells a story from her childhood that goes like this:
Her parents had gone out for the evening with her uncle or something. She had to stay home and wash the dishes and watch her younger siblings. Her father was pretty sadistic, and it was a fair or some kind of event that she would have loved to have gone to, so as she stood there washing the dishes she was thinking all sorts of resentful thoughts and ended up shoving the washed dishes into the cupboards without drying them.
Well, when her parents returned, her father and uncle went to get a bowl of ice cream for themselves and he pulled out the wet bowls. She did not get out of having to do that again because of her sloppy job though. He went into her room and woke her a$$ up and made her pull all the dishes out of the cupboard and re-wash and dry all of them. No wonder my mother was so phucked up.
I'm pretty sure I've done half-a$$ed jobs before, just to get it over with, but I don't remember ever getting rewarded for it either.
I love that book title. That sounds like a pretty cute poem too.
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@James72 (26790)
• Australia
1 Feb 09
Nah, I don't know you well enough to have developed any fear of you zig! I just got a bit carried away with a twist on a "ChuckNorrisism" is all! lol. I never realized you had labour trained sweat-shop cats though! Teach 'em how to make sneakers too and you're sorted!
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@James72 (26790)
• Australia
1 Feb 09
Do you actually WASH dishes yourself zig or do ya stare at them and the grime falls off in fear? I figured it would either be this method, or you'd tie them to a rope made of hemp and drag them through the river while you jog each morning.....
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@zigzagbuddha (4601)
• United States
1 Feb 09
Ummm, what are you trying to say here James? That I scare you? That's interesting. But no, I do not scare the food off my dishes. Me and my cats just lick it off.
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@enola1692 (3323)
• United States
5 Feb 09
seeing i am the only one that dose dishes hummm no I wash an even when i drop one just sweep it up an go on to the next
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@SaintAnne (5453)
• United States
5 Feb 09
Poor enola... maybe it's time to let somebody else do the dishes for you once in a while. I actually find washing dishes relaxing if I have not mentioned that before.
@Nashka105 (52)
• United States
1 Feb 09
That's Cute.
I remember that book.
No, I've never done that but it sounds like a good way to get out of doing something! lol!
It's nice to go through old boxed up memories, never know what you may come across. The best are those things that really take you back, the memories you can just feel coming alive again. Hopefully they are happy ones. :)
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@Nashka105 (52)
• United States
2 Feb 09
Child like memories, those are the best. Child like is how we should all behave in the purest sense of the word. being an adult is way too complicated!
I was at my grandma's last month, and the jasmines started to bloom, the scent that invaded her house was magical, it took me right back to my younger years.
Later when I arrived back home (we live in dif. towns) my garden jasmines had began to bloom, it was great, I cut some and brought them inside. Nothing like the smell of fresh flowers!
Which are some of u guys' favorite child memories?
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@SaintAnne (5453)
• United States
5 Feb 09
The smell of jasmine is, in fact, heavenly.
I think one of my best childhood memories is spending my summer at some of my cousins' house and we would do all sorts of things.
@SaintAnne (5453)
• United States
2 Feb 09
Funny thing is, I got this book when I was a bit older than most. And it makes me happy. It is not part of my childhood memories but my adult-but-still-a-child-at-heart memories. Thanks, Nashka.
@glords (2614)
• United States
2 Feb 09
I loved his books when I was a child. He so beautifully captures the world through the eyes of a child. I'm sure I did that a lot when I was a child. I think my husband does that still today, but this technique has not been helpful in adulthood.
@SaintAnne (5453)
• United States
2 Feb 09
Oh, I remember you sharing how your husband helped you throughout your dad's sickness.
Yes, Boyfriend and I would sometimes squabble about how we "clean" things differently. But it all turns out well in the end.
@glords (2614)
• United States
2 Feb 09
yes my husband is the BEST... No doubt about it, but he'll pretend he doesn't know how to take the garbage out, or change a dirty diaper, or cook a meal... and in the end it has to get done...
He is one of the smartest men I know, but I can't believe he thinks I'll fall for it, when he says, oh there is a garbage can under the sink??? Like he hasn't been using it for the past two years.
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@SaintAnne (5453)
• United States
3 Feb 09
LOL. At least he knows he can't get away with any of that stuff anymore, glords.
@SaintAnne (5453)
• United States
2 Feb 09
I am sure I have done my share of washing dishes when I was younger but I just can't remember it. I love sets of dishes. If I had a lot of money, I would probably spend a lot of it on china and such.
@Ithink (9980)
• United States
2 Feb 09
I haven't ever done that but my kids sure have and still try to! My son and daughter with the dishes will do it half-a$$ed and gets really mad when I call them on it too! They will either not do them good or use a lot of dish soap and that makes me upset as it is a waste. Luckily they only do them normally very rarely or I would go nuts!
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@SaintAnne (5453)
• United States
2 Feb 09
Oh, kids. They will understand once they have kids of their own, Ithink.
Thanks for sharing.
@checapricorn (16061)
• United States
2 Feb 09
[i]Hi Anne,
Cool quotes!
In my experienced, I always break some glasses by accident but not because of dropping it but just hit it in the faucet, careless! lOL![/i]
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@SaintAnne (5453)
• United States
2 Feb 09
See my respond above to breaking things, checapricorn. Sometimes I think I have butter fingers but at least we try. You take care now and thanks.
@twoey68 (13627)
• United States
4 Feb 09
I know of someone that hates doing dishes so they purposely do a crappy job on them so that they won't be asked to do them again. I was raised that if you have to do something, you do the best you can and you might as well do it right the first time so you don't have to do them over.
I remember years ago, one of my cousin's did dishes and her mom (my aunt) found a dirty dish in them and she then pulled EVERY SINGLE dish out of the cupboards...tons of dishes and made my cousin wash and dry every one of them!! She was washing dishes for hours. It was terrible but I know for a fact that cousin still double checks every dish she washes.
[b]~~AT PEACE WITHIN~~
**STAND STRONG IN YOUR BELIEFS**[/b]
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@SaintAnne (5453)
• United States
4 Feb 09
That was a lesson learned for your cousin, huh, twoey? Another mylotter shared how her mom got to do that as well when you was a kid.
Thanks, Twoey.
@drannhh (15219)
• United States
2 Feb 09
Hi SaintAnne, I have been out of town and could not hang out here (going away again for a few more days, too!), but stopped in briefly to check on things and saw this discussion.
Although I have never done a poor job in order to escape work may people I know do that on a regular basis. It is more my style to simply say I am not going to do that, and get out of it that way. It p*ss*s people off, but the opinion of people who want me to do things I don't want to do is not anything I'm much concerned about anyway. Take care, and I hope to be back to pester you soon. Ann
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@SaintAnne (5453)
• United States
2 Feb 09
Pester me anytime, drannhh.. I hope all these days of going away are for good reasons... For some reason, I know you were going to say what you responded. Take care, drannhh and be safe.
@Carpathian (582)
• United States
1 Feb 09
Nope, but I did come up with something that works well for me. I have a small fan that swivels back and forth. I plug it in and turn it on medium, point it towards the strainer. The strainer is turned so that the sides of the dishes is towards the counter top. The fan dries the dishes as I wash and rinse them. This leaves no spots and uses little electricity. Yes, I am lazy but, I don't have to worry about drying or used wet rags everywhere.
** Peace and Love gets you through everything in Life **
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@SaintAnne (5453)
• United States
2 Feb 09
That's another way to dry dishes, I guess, Carpathian. To each his or her own. I, for one, find dishwashing (by hand) relaxing. It numbs my brain from everything. I don't enjoy putting the dishes away but I do it when I can.
Thanks and flower power!
@ank_47 (1959)
• India
3 Feb 09
i didn;t read that book and don;t know about the tip u told which that book has. i doubt that when we throw the dishes on the floor ,the dishes can damage and how is it possible to be in a good condition.
after cleaning, i will dry dishes, by putting fan which is there on my ceiling.
then there will no spots on dishes after dried.
@SaintAnne (5453)
• United States
3 Feb 09
I really am not a, um, fan, of ceiling fans. I just don't like anything moving and could possibly hurt me when it falls. Thanks, ank.
@oogletoogle (30)
• India
2 Feb 09
who would ever do that??if you dont want to do the dishes you can just leave them there and let it rot in fungus and all and after some days throw it out in garbage..saves you a hell lot of cleaning too coz you dont have to find broken pieces of dishes....lol....:)