Children say the funniest things !

Hi ya scorpio19 Awww how sweet! My kids have said plenty but I will tell one of the most recent ones that really made me laugh. We got a new car (not brand new but new to us!!) and I asked my eldest son 'where would you like to go in the car?' and he said he wanted to go and visit his nanny in Cornwall. Then I asked my middle son the same question to which he replied 'in the front mummy'. I laughed so much at that one and for quite some time after, bless him.

Hi Scorpio, how lovely, that is so cute he must love you very much...looking back on my two as it it a long time ago they are now 26 and 25 I will always remember my daughter had difficulty in saying cerain words but one day I caught her putting my make-up on and asked her what she was doing her answer was ' only putting you plipstick on mummy, then one day being so small I was in the front room and went into the kitchen my daughter had crawled into the washing machine! it was harder getting her out lol..but the funniest thing was it was a weekend and I had a little lie in then both my son and daughter came up and proudly said 'we have done all the polishing for you mum, come and look'...up I get and to my horror coming down the stairs they had used boot polish and plastered it on the walls as well as the furniture, yet I couldn't tell them off as they had thought they had helped me..getting that off was a task and a half...hugs littleowl

This is too Cute, and that is Cool that he would make a Card for you and say things like this. I used to teach Sunday School and have heard a lot of Cute sayings from kids over the yrs. but have forgotten most of them, but Thanks for sharing yours.

You nephew is going to win a lot of hearts with his sweet tongue. that was a really nice thing to say. Your writing has made me smile. REally cute.

Hi scorpio19... quite a few years ago now, when the film Aladin was released on disney, my son and I were in a busy town centre, when he noticed a man with a turban on.... to which he yelled at the top of his voice full of excitment... " Look mummy there's Aladin " Oh my god.... it was so funny, a number of people around us laughed.... kids are great for keeping a smile on your face, and my nephew used to call my dads false teeth transformer teeth..... bless um eh !!!

Children are so funny. Either they speak the most profound truth or silliest nonsense. Once I was waiting for bus and overheard the conversation between 2 kids. Apparently we were waiting for the same bus, bus number 99. A: Look at the opposite direction, the second 99 bus arrived. This side no bus yet. B: You should see this direction, not that (opposite) direction.

Your experience reminds me of being fun to be with children. I find it enjoyable and too much relaxing talking to a child.

What a lovely thing to say. My youngest son who is three in May is always coming out with funny things. The most recent was when he was telling his big sister all about the snowball fight me him and one of his brothers had. He said to her 'Me, mummy and Kian had a snowman ball fight. It did make me giggle as he does not call it snow it is snowman. Also the one my four year old niece came out with was another one that made me laugh. My partner noticed that she was wearing odd socks. He said to her your wearing odd socks and she replied they are my accidental socks.

Hi scorpio! What about a phrase or something that when said by adults is somewhat insulting, but when said by kids, is totally wacky?! One of my twin daughters told her daddy that she wanted to go to sleep. She was making tantrums at that time already but her daddy still kept on making jokes. Finally, my daughter said, "I really want to go to sleep." Her daddy asked, "Why baby? Are you sleepy?" My daughter looked straight to his daddy's face and said, "Daddy, don't ever ask me questions with obvious answer!" My husband and I laughed our hearts out!

Hi scorpio, Awwwww, that was real cute, so your kisses are like strawberries eh? as I haven't any kids but once when when my niece was little , she couldn't say peanuts but always say sheenuts and for gloves she say glubes. Kids are so cute. Love and hugs. Tamara xxxx

certainly, my 4 year old son always says something out of the blue and doesn't mean to him at all but it does mean to us , i would ask him to repeat or rephrase the words because that makes me smile ,even his brother and daddy would laugh at him and would also ask him to say it again because we would record it and let him listen to it afterwards.

A friend of mine is a teacher and she teaches five year olds. There's a little boy in her class from Russia and he speaks pretty good english but sometimes he gets a bit muddled. A few weeks ago they were at the computers and he told my friend 'Miss there's no rat with my computer!' Is'nt that just the cutest thing!?

My little bro said that he thought that stars were floating cars with there headlamps on

it is so funny