What joke would you offer?

Haha, nice joke. Here's mine: Three ladies are discussing their problems with old age. The first one says, "Sometimes I'll be at the refrigerator holding a jar and can't remember if I was putting it in or taking it out." The second woman says, "That's nothing, sometimes I'll be on the stairs and can't recall if I was going up or down!" The third exclaims, "I'm glad I don't have memory problems. Knock on wood!" as she raps on the table. A few seconds later, she jumps up and says, "That must be the door, I'll get it."

hehe, that is good. I like that one. Here's one that I liked: The President of the United States was having a difficult time. He happened to find a magic lamp with a genie that granted him three wishes. He wanted to solve the problem, so his first wish was to meet with George Washington. He told Washington his problems, and Washington thought it over for a bit and finally said, "Lower the taxes." The President said he couldn't do that. For his next wish, the President asked to meet with Franklin D. Roosevelt. He told Roosevelt what was going on, and Roosevelt thought for a bit and said, "Lower the taxes." "I can't do that!" the President exclaimed. The President then decided, for his last wish, to meet with Abraham Lincoln. He explained to Lincoln what was going on, and Lincoln stroked his beard and thought it over. Then he finally said, "Go to the theatre."

Great one, I read a similar joke with a letter from an employee to his job so to ask him a raise. Well there are lots of jokes which are really funny. However I am not that good in writing jokes, but I will tell you one about blonds although I am a blond I don't care in saying blond jokes. A blond lady was really annoyed in hearing lots of jokes which shows how blond women are dump, so she decided to show her husband that she was a smart blond. She decided to surprise him by painting by herself their home. When the Husband arrived home, he smelled the paintings and as he went to the kitchen he found his wife breathless with the fur coat and the skinning coat on her. "What are you doing?" her husband asked her. "WEll I am painting the house and here it says for best results use to coats" :!