Men ... Confusing Men!

Well looking at all your discussions to date...thought you should read this... Guys' Rules------------------- At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally , the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good. Butch) We always hear " the rules " From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. These are our rules! Please note... these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way. 1. Crying is blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem. See a doctor. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days. 1. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of them makes you sad or angry, then we meant the other one 1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we. 1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing is wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle, besides we know you will bring it up again later. 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear. 1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really . 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or golf. 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have too many shoes. 1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape! 1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

women can easily win an argument...(refer the pic)

i see this is a girls club... uhhmmm.... better get out here before you all gang up on me.... greetings. : )

Ha!!! My mother used to say that God did not finish off the word when he made us..... She said we should be called......... MENace

This is all true...however I still think I'm glad that as a woman I have to deal with men instead of women. I think women are psychotic, and I would HATE having to deal with them the way our men deal with us. I realize this isn't a very popular response, but I would just like to point out one thing: with the telling him your problems thing...men need to be solution-makers. If you talk about your problems and don't want him to help you solve it, he's probably going to get upset. Obviously, what he doesn't understand is that you sometimes just need to talk about it without coming up with a solution. All in all, I think we're easily as confusing to them as they are to us. And I don't know if I would have it any other way. This keeps things interesting. :)

They say men are like eggs - They're either hard boiled, soft boiled, or rotten.:)

Hey...we have feelings you know.......ok.......you can stop laughing now...lol

Ain't it the truth! And men say it's women who are the confusing ones. With women it would be: * If he tells you his problems, you rush to try and reassure him; if he doesn't, you rush to find out why he's being so quiet so that you can reassure him. * If he argues, you try to sooth him; if he's quiet, you try to snuggle up and find out why. * If he wants to sleep with you, and you don't really feel like it, you do it anyway; if you do, he just lays back and enjoys. Sounds pretty straight forward to me.

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