WHATS THE FUNNIEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO YOU?

I am not a very comedic person, I can't recall anything. I am clumsy so I am sure those instances would be funny to others not myself.

Oh wow I dunno. If its the time I was shoeing a flying away from me, and my finger nail hooked my pizza cheese sending it flying 20 feet landing with flies all over it... or if its that time I was running down the stairs and white booger flew out of my nose, and someone congratulated me for throwing a spit wad into the snotty girls hair.. guess she was literally snotty... I chased her down the hall to pick it out as discreetly as I could lol... Glad they all thought it was spit wad! ... or maybe it was the time, I went out to see what was tapping on my bedroom window only to be surprised to realise it was a great horned owl that as it flew at me startled by the flashlight smacked me in the face with its wing :) .. Not sure who was more startled me or the owl... Maybe it was when I had 32 cats and kittens, and I took a nap in the grass only to wake up pinned to the ground with all 32 of the cats and kittens sleeping on me and my English shepards three of them all around me, as I yelled for help cause I could not get them all of me fast enough to get up, and I really had to go the bathroom! lol... Glad my one sister came and helped me get the persistent bundles of furr off me :) lol. .. That was quiet an interesting year. Lots of funny stories out of that bunch. - DNatureofDTrain