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@maygodblessu44 (7336)
India
February 14, 2009 7:52am CST
Hello everyone here Ji,
I just recieved a fun from my younger DIl, through email, which I want to share with
you all . May god bless you and have a great time. For more Log on to:http://www.bitoffun.com/forums/funny-jokes-f26/when-grandma-goes-court-t28654.html[b]"When Grandma Goes To Court
by tsr on 16 Jan 09, 5:24 pm
Lawyers should never ask a Mississippi grandma a question if
they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney
called his first witness, a grand motherly, elderly woman to the stand.
He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded,
'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy,
and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife,
and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs.
You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never
amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across
the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'
She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a
youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a
normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state.
Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women.
One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'
The defense attorney nearly died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and,
in a very quiet voice, said, 'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me,
I'll send you both to the electric chair.'"[/b]
3 responses
@maygodblessu44 (7336)
• India
16 Feb 09
Hello my friend Lakota12 Ji,
So nice, but it wasa mere repition for you. But it always refereshes one's mind and
mood. may god bless you and have a great time.
@maygodblessu44 (7336)
• India
14 Feb 09
Hello my friend riyasam Ji,
So nice of your positive and encouraging response. At times, experience keep other's
mouth shut. may god bless you and have great time.
@maygodblessu44 (7336)
• India
14 Feb 09
Hello my friend mimi602 Ji,
So nice of you for encouraging me, that site is full of such funny things. may god bless you and have great time.