What great scholars think about wife
@maygodblessu44 (7336)
India
February 18, 2009 12:51am CST
Hello everyone here Ji,
Following , I recieved as a mail from my friend regaring different view about 'wife',
and I wish I could share with you, and know how far they are right. Please be frank to
opine. may god bless you and have a great time.
Sacha Guitry
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates
Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
Dumas
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
Sigmund Freud
I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Sam Kinison
"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
James Holt McGavran
"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't."
Patrick Murray
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Nash
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
Henny Youngman
My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met
Rodney Dangerfield
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong
Anonymous
(1)
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
(2)
First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
(3)
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
(4)
You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to
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thats a humorous view of marraige.it is said truely that one might give each other some space and that they should alwaysremember that noone in this world is perfect.@maygodblessu44 (7336)
• India
18 Feb 09
Hello my friend riyasam Ji,
You are right, it is time to relax. may god bless you and have a great time.
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@Lakota12 (42600)
• United States
19 Feb 09
They might have been great scholars but they knew nothing about true love looks to me like they looked at the bad side and never looked for the good.
HUbby and I did everything together and we traveled for his ork and the kids went with us. We were really all we had was each other.
oh yup I had friends every wehere but in the end we had each other.
and even tho he has passed on to the other side I know his soirit is still here with me!
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@maygodblessu44 (7336)
• India
19 Feb 09
Hello my friend lakota12 Ji,
I am also same opinion, probably, they did not find to act like loyal husbands and
neglected their wives, and later on it was too late for them to express such feelings
They were always busy in their different scool of thoughts, when they got success to
their solutions, they thought about their wives. They were all anti-social. May god bless
You an dhave great time.
@Canellita (12029)
• United States
1 Mar 09
Well the first thing I notice as that two of these people are not scholars, they are comedians so I guess the point was to make light of the issues that people face in dealing with marriage. Since the jokes are on women and I'm a woman I find some funny and some not so much (Like Socrates). I do like the one from Sigmund Freud because it is the closest one to the truth. Women like to confront problems and men like to avoid them most of the time and women almost always have more to say.
@maygodblessu44 (7336)
• India
2 Mar 09
Hello my friend Canellita Ji,
As a women, I am at par with you. Also your observation is very sharp. may god bless
you nad have a great time.
