Would you lose you head if it wasn't screwed on your shoulders?

You bring back memories for me. When I was a child I was always losing something, and my grandmother would say if my head wasn't attached to my shoulders I would lose that too. I also couldn't find anything and she would go and look and find it right away and she used to say if it had teeth it would bite you, meaning it was so close and I didn't see it. As an Adult I still misplaced things but now I put them in the same place all the time so I know where they are.

ya me too i think i may have alzhatmer lol

I am not a loser, I usually keep up with my things. I have two hooks inside by the door that we hang our keys on, so there is really no reason to misplace them. My husband is the loser, he loses everything. For one thing he carrys unneccessary things with him that he does not need. A lady at church gave him a pick for his guitar, it had a scripture on it. He takes everything out of his pocket and lay it on the counter, wallet, changes, pick etc. and takes it with him when he leaves the house. He only had the pick for two weeks before he lost it. He has lost his glasses too, thank goodness he had a second pair. I hear this all of the time, "baby, you know where my phone is, my glasses, my belt, etc. He thought he lost his wallet the night of his bachelor party, and called me at work, "baby have you seen my wallet" how did I see your wallet, I was sleep when you got in. He is not a drinker and had a few for his bachelor party and was a little tipsy. He had made the bed up with his wallet on it, we found it when we went to bed that night.

That's me. I have several sets of keys so when I set one down and can't find it, hopefully there is another set hanging up where they are supposed to be. I buy sunglasses at the dollar store and keep several pairs of them because I'm always leaving them places. I never pay more than $5-10 for a watch for the same reason. Sometimes it just bugs me so I take it off and of course if I'm not home when I do that it may not come home with me. The worst is when I go shopping only to come home and find out I didn't bring everything home with me. I left a bag either at the checkstand or in the shopping cart.