Hef's on the Phone - I've hit the big time!

Oh anytime. Sorry, I misread that I thought you said 'the hoff', him I'd go anywhere for. No I may be forced to wear girly things and that's a no-no. Please post your porfolio as soon as you can I can't wait to see you in tights and a tu-tu.

Go get 'em, P1ke! You'd be cute dancing on stage, just remember to check with the Boss before you accept!

I wish you every bit of good luck. You will need it. It's a hard world out there. I'm glad that you classified this under shave legs. You should always remember to do that (or wear Lisle stockings). Perhaps, as you shave them, you will find that one will be straightforward but that the other will be encumbered by bells.

OMG the lot has totally corrupted you! Hef indeed! Are you sure that his daughter isn't behind this because she needs a new Daddy figure? Hef's getting on you know! ROFL Good luck anyway, but try to keep the details off UTube ok? Don't want to scare your fans too much! ROFL And no Hef never called me. His P.A. did once..................nasty little octopus that he was! LOL

why not?its a big chance so go for it.good luck

Hi p1key, Ohhh! I love to see you in a tutu and the leotard, remember thought don't let the big time go to your head, we need you to be back down again on mylot. Hugs. Tamara xxxxx

OMG I should have guessed this would happen sooner or later! Who is it? Who corrupted my innocent little p1ke? Never mind I am sure you will have fun - don't forget to pack your bra and don't worry about the stripes on your leotard making you look fat - I am sure you will not be allowed to remain clothed long enough to worry about that! As for me - I don't think that is for me but I shall be tuning into the webcam to make sure you are ok every day! xxxx

Not unless the new Hefner look is middle aged and hating it. Although, if you ask me Hefner is no prize either. If it weren't for his money, he'd be nothing to write home about either. I wonder if he has had to take out stock in Viagra.Or if those bunnies hanging from his arms have to sign some kind of vow of silence regarding his bedroom escapades?

Nope, not me. That lifestyle just isn't for me, love. But I will come and visit you, ok?

Why not? I chucked out my thigh length spike heeled boots some time ago after I damaged the dining room table, but I'm sure my Doc Marten's would suffice at a push.

He he, you made me laugh!! I'm sure you'll fit in just fine. You'll have to post a picture of yourself in your new gear - or maybe not, the outfit you have in mind doesn't sound particularly flattering.. I wonder what the Boss thinks about your Playboy bunny career? Bet she's none too pleased that Hef will now be your boss instead. If Hef called me I would tell him where to go, lol! I hope you have fun though, good luck!

Keep sitting by that phone, P1key ... I'm pretty sure Hef's days are numbered, and those girlies are going to need a new man BAD. I wouldn't worry too much about the wardrobe malfunctions, however ... just open your dressing gown and give them a good flash!

i hope you know the risk , that is playboy there is no turning back and everyone will see you in that magazine , i hope you think carefully about this

Oh P1key! Go for it! I Knew that one day you would be famous! I see you are over here drumming up a good deal of support, imagine all of that stinging appeal to women And a fantastic PR brain! Oh you are going to have all of the women buzzing around you like bees to honey, no doubt about that! I had it on good authority that "Hef" was looking for a new style of Playboy/Boy Bunnie and he certainly has chosen the right one! I can just feel the heat already coming out from my computer! If I were you I would hold out for my own private mansion as you wouldn't want any of those "regular", "simple" Playboy Bunnies anywhere near you...they might want to mar your perfection or something, you know how an old washed up has been can be! Now a couple of pieces of advice...No, No, No! on the Lisel stockings as you wouldn't want to give anyone a heart attack and seeing you in those and what you would do for them would surely cause a few heart attacks! And Nix the shaving! Makes the hair grow out too stubbly! "Nair the Hair" is what I always say, everywhere of course Except your gorgeous bikini line! A Brazilian Bikini Wax is the only way to go! Now there are a few different types of Brazilian Bikini Waxes offered and if I were you I would either go for "The Playboy Bikini Wax" or if you really want to sting the women, The Sphinx!!! You might wish to check out what those entail Before you go to have it done so you know what you want when you get there! It may sting just a little bit but you'll get over it very quickly and with the results you'll get, you'll be glad you choose that option! These explanations may help you in making your choice: http://www.brazilian-bikinis.org/brazilianbikiniwax.html Good Luck P1key and I'll see you over there in the Big Time! ;)

Lordy no,Unless I could actually wear a big cover everything bunny suit then I am all in.. I would actually like to meet the girls. I watch there show called The Girls Next Door. I like seeing a little bit into there lives. I don't read or look at the magazine that old Hef puts out but I like the cleaner aspect of the show shows...Well, you could always ask for a bit of airbrushing..and photos hop chop if you don't like the pictures.

I, honestly, can't cinch my girdle that tight

no hef has never called me,but pike i would walk a thousand mile to see you in action,it would be a scream.i wish you well and let me know when this event is taking place so i can get my runners ready,lol cheers sue

Yes, but mine is for a different reason. If Playboy ever ask me to do a spread I would hop on it in a minute. Why, I have lost over 250 pds and I want to be an insperation to women everywhere that anything is possible. Ainge And I am sexy as all get out...hehe

I wish you luck p1ke have good time and I am sure you would and a really good laugh, they would love you! If hef invited me I may go along but just to visit they would have to put me in a corset to fit into one of their playboy costumes lol!! although I am not that big.. I definitly would need dutch courage to wear a costume!..hugs LoLo

hell yeah! i would be packing while i was on the phone still!! i think it would be the coolest thing to go to his house!!