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EVER WONDER . Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------------------------------------