Shopping Jokes
By Zhu Huifen
@zhuhuifen46 (3483)
China
February 23, 2009 7:39am CST
When reading the book named "Shopping Jokes", you will laugh all the time, along with sophisticated philosophy and skill of speach. Good says are given as well, such "Those who do not go out for shopping, but bring back things out of season." are clever customers." and "Transactions of no bebefit for both sides are deals between fools."
Power of laughing is strength of life. Capable of laughing is capable of living. Love of laughing is love of life. Let's keep a plain heart, and may happiness reside with us.
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@maygodblessu44 (7336)
• India
23 Feb 09
Hello my friend zhuhuifen46 Ji,
Jokes are happiness Pills. let's have some more from web :
[b]http://www.desi-jokes.com/category/shopping-jokes
"My wife is missing
Saturday, June 18th, 2005
The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked,
“You know, I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple
of minutes?”
“Why?”
“Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere.”
Caught stealing
Saturday, June 18th, 2005
A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry
store. “Listen,” said the shoplifter, “I know you don’t want any trouble either.
What do you say I just buy the watch, and we forget about this?”
The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip. The crook looked at the slip […][/b]
May God bless you and have a great time.
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@maygodblessu44 (7336)
• India
23 Feb 09
Hello my friend zhuhuifen46 Ji,
So nice of you for your encouraging words. may god bless you and have a great time.[em]thumbup[/
