Some folks just don't know when to quit...

@jeffela (120)
United States
February 24, 2009 11:37am CST
There once was a poet named Shamus...who couldn't finish a stave to save his Life...yet each day he toiled and looked at the blank page unspoiled By his silly words that never could rhyme... He'd get so mad that saliva would jet from the corners of his mouth as he gritted the enamel off of his teeth...and his face would turn crimson with anger. "I just can't do this...what shall I do? I can't rhyme worth a poo..." All at once, Shamus giggled finding that he could in fact rhyme! He danced around his flat like an 8 year old listening to Hannah Montana. "I say with a grin as I wipe drool from my chin - I found a way to.......start... "D'OH!" Poor Shamus. The word "begin" escaped him and he was right back where he started. Do (did) you know someone who is (was) really, really bad at something but never gives up? Failure after failure - never deterred - despite the gales of laughter flowing from our lips at their botched attempts at getting it right. And the madder they get the more we laugh, eh kiddies?!? I can't bake. I made cookies once - well they were cookies in the sense that they smelled good and were round. But they were so dense and dry - and hard enough to cut diamonds - they could only be filed down and used as coasters. How 'bout you? Do you dance like Elaine from Seinfeld? Do you write poetry like old Shamus up there? Or do you know someone who just doesn't know when to hang their hat? Tell us - we could all use a good belly laugh on this fine Tuesday!
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@novataylor (6570)
• United States
24 Feb 09
Well, one thing I absolutely suck at, but still and forever keep on trying, is darts! I can't throw a dart to save my life. Ok, I can throw them, but I never hit anything I'm aiming at! I get some fluke shots off, certainly, even some bullseyes, but RARELY am able to actually hit that number 20 when I'm aiming at it. And I can't really sing that well, but I do it incessantly. I sing all the time. I've sung on Singsnap. I've put myself out there in front of the world, EVEN SHOWING MY FACE, which just adds to the humiliation I could feel if I allowed myself to feel it, but I still did it. I've got three songs out there, for crissake!!! These days, I'm making my jewelry, and I don't yet know if any of it will sell, but I'm cranking away at it, because I'm entering a "show" in April and I've got to get a lot of inventory done up before then. It's sculpted from a molding compound, baked and then painted. I happen to love it. But it's primitive, ya know? It's faaaaar from perfect. But people I show it too seem to love it. Ack! I'm so ambivilant about it all. But I'm going to keep doing it - I'm going to make as many earrings as I can before the time the show starts and I'm going to put it out there for the "world" to see. Oh yes I am. What I'm really hoping is that people will not only like it, but BUY it!! I really wanna make some sales! Oh yes, I probably should tell you that the earrings are all flowers and grape clusters, predominantly the flowers. Roses, daisies, coneflowers, sunflowers and then there are the ones I don't know what to call other than "shelley flowers". WHy am I going on so about all of this? I dunno. But I think I'm trying to answer your question, Jeffela. Ooooh, and speaking of rhyme? I love to write poetry - I've written several right here on the Lot. And I'm going to work on one for you, my stalkee. Mine do rhyme. I can't write any other way other than rhyming. I was heavily influenced by R.L. Stevenson, the way all of his poetry has a particular rhythm, a cadence, and to save my life, I can't write any other way than by using that same rhythm, that same cadence, that he does. It's the way the rhymes appear in my brain! Ah well. I think I'll stop rambling and get busy on that poem.......or something.......I do tend to remble, oh yeah, something you'll find out as we continue our lil friendship here.....so, till then, I'll see ya on the radio!!!!!
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@jeffela (120)
• United States
24 Feb 09
There's a secret to darts, sweetie - you need to be drunk! Good luck with the jewelry...I hope you make tons of cash at the show! I'd wear the grapes and daisies for you, but I look enough like Carmen Miranda! I can't WAIT for your poem! Thank you - you're the best stalker that ever stalked a stalkee! *tuning in NovaFM*
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• United States
24 Feb 09
Ok, I just knocked this one out - and it's not, definitely not, in my usual style, but it sorta came unbidden to me and I'm offering it to you as a stalker/stalkee gift. Here goes: We have a new friend on the Lot who's decidedly nerdy and hot! He calls himself Jeffela and lemme tell all of ya He's one of the coolest we've got!!!!! I love ya, kiddo!!!!! xxxx
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@jeffela (120)
• United States
24 Feb 09
Awe...that was so sweet! Brought a tear to my eye - honestly. Thank you! Wish You Were Here...Do Ya? Ayup!! ;o)
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@snowcat46 (2322)
• United States
24 Feb 09
Good for them!! Never say die, after all. But to add to the fun-- I can't cook worth a hoot. You do not want to try my attempts at bread. (Neither did my dogs. They just looked at it, pushed it around a bit, then looked at me like I was poisoning them.) I do make some things very well, and I stick with those!! When I experiment, I make sure nobody's home to see. And comment!
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@jeffela (120)
• United States
24 Feb 09
hey everybody...let's all go to snow's house for dinner and laugh at her!! i'll bring the bread!! lmto!
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@jeffela (120)
• United States
25 Feb 09
You'd love me if I had teeth or not - admit it!!!
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@snowcat46 (2322)
• United States
24 Feb 09
Watch it!! I'll make you eat my bread!! And I won't call the dentist to fix those teeth either!!
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• United States
25 Feb 09
Sure I know someone who refuses to quit....ME! I can't play basketball to save my life. No I take that back, I am actually a great basketball player if you think that scoring 10 points for the other team before your coach takes you off the floor, denotes talent. Now volleyball, I can't play that to save my life. No really...I cower when the ball comes towards me and when I serve I end up smacking the ball of off the head of someone in the front line. Can't play guitar either. My fingers are too short but that doesn't stop me from taking lessons with my 12 year old every Saturday. And under NO circumstances whatsoever should I ever be involved in a room remodeling project. Didn't stop me from putting on a tool belt and swinging a mallet into the ONLY wall that was drywall in the otherwise all plaster room. And I won't even tell you about the window weight that almost gave me a concussion or the 4 inch rusted hand made nail that found its way embedded in my foot through a pair of steel toed boots. There's plenty of things I know I have no right attempting to do but I will. It adds to my tenacity. And I have a duty to anyone else suffering from schadenfreuda to provide a service with my pain and humility. :)
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@jeffela (120)
• United States
25 Feb 09
BWAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh Cynny - that's classic! Next time take a video of what you're doing and post it on YouTube! This I gotta see!
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• Regina, Saskatchewan
26 Feb 09
I do know someone like that............ME! I can never keep up to my friends discussions. I always get there a day or two late. Like now. You posted this on Tuesday and by my clock it's now Thursday. But I never give up 'cause I'm such a suck up..........and I can't rhyme either. LOL Can I have Shamus's number? I think we have a lot in common! ROFL
• Canada
26 Feb 09
Well, I don't do poetry. Not at all. I have sang many a karaoke, and when enebriated I always thought I was pretty good. And I don't ever attempt it in public unless I am, need that courage, doncha know. I have always sang to the radio and my CD's (used to be tapes in the old days), very often in the car while driving. Cause, what else is there to do on a long boring drive, right? I suck at political debates, because I truly try to just stay out of most of the crap, cause that's all it is. Just a big soap opera of bs anyway. Promises, they never keep, help that never comes, yada yada yada. Oh, you talk about Elaine, OMG! Freakin hilarious. My hubby dances like that, only with big rubber boots. You gotta see it to believe it and he's gotta be right loaded to do it, because he knows he looks hilariously silly. Oh, it is making me laugh just thinking about it. I used to think I danced pretty good, but that, again, was probably enebriation clouding my judgement and performance.
@Lore2009 (7378)
• United States
24 Feb 09
Some people just suck at trying to be a good role model, and they don't get how arrogant they look and they need to quit. I suck at video games and I never had the interest to try again.
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@jeffela (120)
• United States
24 Feb 09
Well that's true too...there are people I've looked up to in my life that I've been so grossly disappointed in I can't even begin to tell you! Look atchu...all metaphorical and stuff!! LOVE it! I'll slap a fool fer touchin' MY puzzle!
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@Lore2009 (7378)
• United States
24 Feb 09
Quite true, although I wasn't really thinking about celebrities in particular, but some people who I've actually met in my path. Those who tried to finish my puzzle before they even saw that they haven't finished theirs.
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