Stupid pickup lines

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So I'm writing a novel, and the main character just walks up to the witch, and hits on her. And I'm on a roll, giving the witch my voice, and letting her moan over the pickup lines she hears. Stuff like, "Baby, you must be tired. You've been running through my dreams all night." What I need is serious provcation, line after line until his line is the straw that breaks the camel's back, and she'll snap, and, new witch that she is, does a curse before thinking things all the way through. i.e. the Rede, the Law of Three, etc. (Because otherwise the storyline won't work). Anyone?