A joke that made me laugh till i cried...

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I went to the hostel earlier today, as i was unable to learn a certain boring subject alone at home, and the hostlers were cracking one joke after another, which made it really hard to concentrate. But there was one that was especially funny, we laughed for almost half an hour, and i want to sharing with my fellow mylotters: A plane was out of control after its pilot bailed out with a parachute... it was going to crash. On board were 4 passengers and only 3 parachutes. The four were Ronaldo, George Bush, the Pope and a school boy. The question was, who will be the three to use the parachute to escape? Ronaldo, immediately grabbed a parachute, "I have had great achievements in the past, and there is still a lot i have to do. My people need me, and my fans will be disappointed if i don't live." So saying, he jumped out with the parachute. George Bush, who at once saw an opportunity said, "Dear fellow passengers. As you know, i'm the president of the United States. My people need me." he grabbed one and jumped out quickly. The pope turned to the schoolboy, "Son, i have lived long, and have lived my best. You are still young. Take the last parachute and escape." the schoolboy replied, "Pope, there is no need for either of us to die. We can both survive." The pope was surprised, "How?" The boy replied, "You see, George Bush took my school bag."