what if ... Women RULED the World ?

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here’ s something men should think about if WOMEN RULED THE WORLD: [i]* A man would no longer be considered a “good catch” because he was breathing. * Medical research money would be spent on birth control methods for men. * Women with cold hands would give men prostate exams. * Baby-sitting, doing dishes and making beds would be considered “Macho”. * The hem of men’s pants would go up or down depending on the economy. * Men would be forced to purchase overpriced clothes every season. * Minnie Mouse would get equal billing with Mickey. * The ideal weight standard would increase by 40 pounds for women. * Overweight men would be encouraged to wear girdles. * PMS would be a legitimate defense in court. * Men would come with papers showing their true identity, marital and employment status, if they live with their mother, and whether they have had their shots. * Shopping would be considered an aerobic activity. * Men would get reputations for sleeping around. * “Ms Magazine” would have an annual swimsuit issue featuring scantily clad males. * Men who designed women’s shoes would be forced to wear them. * Men would not be allowed to eat gas-producing foods within two hours of bedtime. * Men would be as attentive AFTER marriage as they were before. * Men would be secretaries for female bosses, working twice as hard for no credit. * Little girls would read “Snow White and the Seven Hunks”. * Men would earn 70 cents for every dollar women make. * Men would bring drinks, chips and dip to women watching soap operas. * Men would HAVE to get Playboy for the articles, because there would be no pictures. * Men would be judged entirely by their looks, women by their accomplishments. * Men would sit around and wonder what WE are thinking. * Men would pay as much attention to their women as their cars. * All toilet seats would be nailed down. * Men would work on relationships as much as they work on their careers. * TV news segments on sports would never run longer than one minute. * All men would be forced to spend one month in a PMS simulator. * Men would have their wedding rings permanently attached so they can’t pretend to be single. * During mid-life crisis, men would get hot-flashes and women would date 19 year old boys.[/i] * Men would learn phrases like:[i]1. I’m sorry 2. I love you 3. You’re beautiful 4. Of course you don’t look fat in that outfit 5. Go to sleep-I’ll take care of the baby[/i]