ZEN and the Art of the Panda Spank..... What is the sound of one hand spanking?

Ah yes my son..... The panda spanking wonder abounds if only we open our hearts and minds to receive it! You have shared experiences and sights that only a handful of true panda spanking afficionado's have seen. Not all are in possession of the deep seated spiritual insanity and inanity required to embrace such things; yet those that have reached this coveted destination of the mind, shall find that all will come to them and more. Let us also not forget the Hanging Gardens of Pandalon either. Where the drifting clumps of fresh panda fur fill the air with that sweet, sweet smell of spanking as it flies off the panda's rump with each swift strike of the palm..... Or that ultimate testament to the historical brevity of this doctrine - The Pandsonian Institute, where one may feast their eyes and ears on a cornucopia of panda spanking artefacts..... For example, the first tub of soothing butt balm, ancient bamboo fertilizer made from the contented sighs of Angels; and that esteemed original mummified piece of panda crap that millions of devotees come from all parts of the world to touch and to inhale it's breathtaking aroma..... Oh how far we've come..... Yes, the show is about to begin, yet one must be reflective on the fact that it was actually ALWAYS being performed and never stopped, my son. Panda spanking is an omnipresent play performed for the senses and the world is of course it's stage. Thank you for your words of wisdom and the recollections of great importance, Mr Pike. These very words and reflections shall uplift even the weakest of men. May we all spank and spank until the woes of the world fade into nothing.

I'm comin with you, Irish!!! Have you found it yet? Hurry!!!!

Now, now ladies! 'Tis a sad circumstance to be this way and potentially avoid your destinies! The panda spanking call is there to be heard, just open your ears and hearts and they shall be filled to overflowing!

Then seek the detachment from these wordly external insanities James and seek the insanity of those in the garden of pandaon. I think that is what you called it. The bamboo forest beckons and the glimmering light of the panda. For dificult the path may be (it isn't that difficult really is it ?) and obstacles that we may encounter, the insanity must rule. We cannot waiver from the path and fall back into the wordly madness. Enlightenment we must seek and find we will into the immortal world of the panda spankers.

Spoken like a true follower, my friend! The path we tread may have preceived obstacles,yes; but these shall disappear into oblivion at the mere whisper of the sound of spanking! The final goal of course, being to not seek these answers in life, but to have them seek US without the slightest hint of effort. It is attainable for us all. * James perfectly times a banging of a gong with the downward strike of his palm against a willing panda's rump *

It was inevitable my dear friend! A man is NOT a man, who does nothing to change the world..... "Insanity without fear" is a poignant and crucial aspect of our belief system. Your wisdom is without doubt, a joy to behold! And yes, the release of inhibition is the foundation stone of our ability to rule not just ourselves, but the world of restraint in parallel. It is the panda spank that shall set us free! My own experience of "blah" was indeed a test. It was a smattering of brief negativity that invaded my very soul and pushed the boundaries of my understanding. It was I that neglected to reach for my trusty panda and spank it with abandon. It was I that allowed the cancerous presence of reality and seriousness to invade my senses! But all is behind me now and the inanity and insanity ultimately reigned supreme. For I am not defined by what I say, I am defined by the ridiculously stupendous things I do! Let my momentary weakness be a lesson to you all. Seek only the forests of bamboo Alok, for you shall find me there with unbridled enthusiasm and a a freshly presented panda at my hand. For it is they that shall release us from the bonds of humanity. I thank you for your knowledge and for fighting the fight. Together we stand and divided we fall. Some may laugh at us for our beliefs and for daring to be different; but victory and inane immortality is ours and we shall laugh at them in return for all being the same.

People ALWAYS go straight for 7! lol. I'd be interested to know how the heck you conduct an experiment to come to that figure though..... And more importantly, how the hell did you manage to get 7 panda's still enough to count 'em?? The descriptive antics of Tyson helped me to get a basic understanding, but still! I hope you bottled the pee too. That stuff is worth more than titanium in many parts of the world! I commend you on your attempt to seek the answer oh Super-Nova, but there of course IS no answer! May the tidings of knowledge tap you on the shoulder and whisper the wisdom of the world to you for an eternity!

Many thanks, Great Panda Spanking Master. I am but a novice, but a willing novice. A novice who desires all the wisdom her poor little mind can absorb....a wee sponge, as it were.

Ah, but even the humble sponge is a crucial part of a reef's rich tapestry, Nova! Every wondrous journey commences with a few small steps..... One must demonstrate consistent spankinacity to reach one's destination and cast aside their spongey origins! I have faith in you my child, your future is bright!

Ah, but one must spank with abandon in order to reach the spiritual heights required, Bombshell! It is only upon reaching these heights that one can truly state that they are indeed soaring!

You can? Well you too are also far more advanced than I realized! lol.

i still can reach the heights without spanky James

See! Thanks to panda spanking, you've become so attuned with the world and beyond, that you've let go of all materialstic thoughts and desires..... We should all aspire to reach such a state of spirtual bliss! Thanks for setting an example Diddly. Let us hope now that others will follow.

I love ya too mykl! lol.

Oh, is that what that is all about!? Thanks, I just thought I was a bit of a dingbat this morning.*L* Morning, Doll Face*S*

The badge is present within, Theresa! It has always been there too..... The significant circumstance being that you've now opened your panda spanking third eye to embrace such sight's!

Nice touch with the oriental music there! The art of Panda Spanking is to release one's inhibitions and embrace all that is not serious in this world. It is the ability to interact with fellow spankers and regale them with tales and actions of absolutely no substance whatsoever and never have to explain why! It is the expaction of the unexpected and nothing more. The world is not an easy one to tolerate at times and it is only by being impervious to it's negative charms as often as we can, that we can truly embrace all this is good in it! Insanity and inanity..... Two words of tremendous significance, so lest we forget. Thank you for your interest Theresa, may you laugh with abandon and dance like a dervish for an eternity!

That's one heck of a lecture! Alright, with no delay,from now on, I'm a certified panda spanker! When do I get my badge?

as long as you understood what i meant to say,i think i should not bother with spellings.i never was good at spellings,now i have a escape route also,as a doctor i am not supposed to have legible handwriting

I understood, no issues there! The only reason I provided the correct spelling is because you asked! And yes, from what I've seen on prescription pads, a Doctor's handwriting is definitely supposed to be practically unreadable! lol.

You almost spelt it right, Mable! It's "repercussions"! It's good to see you back and you go as silly as ya like! Of course I don't mind, not one little bit! That's why Panda Spanking's HERE for God's sake!

Good afternoon my dear Panda Spanking brother, elitess! 'Tis a fine photo to be sharing and I am inspired to see the Panda Spanking traditions being secured by the arrival of some fresh new spankees! 547 followers indeed and continuing to grow! And yes, that magical word "FREE" has this uncanny ability to lull us into these wonderful feelings of acceptance and vitality! Thank you for the photograph and for your ongoing dedication to the cause. The future of Panda Spanking is only as strong as those that choose to protect it and continue it's legacy. Thousands of years from now, future archaeologists will stumble upon our ancient ramblings and consider it to be an epiphany. It is at this point that they will seek out the mystical Panda Spanking Brethren that have maintained our doctrines for millenia and they will beg for all panda spanking knowledge to be revealed to them. We shall change humanity my friend!