Farting moments
By GjAMastEr
@gjabaigar (2200)
Philippines
March 11, 2009 2:07am CST
What will you do if your bf/gf just farted? 
Awe, loud and clear. Releasing weapon of smelly distributions.
Will you retaliate and start a small scale bio-chemical warfare?
Or will you take cover?
Or just surrender? 
I hope its interesting and humour and funny. 
Whatever you would like to do.
^_^ Thanks and Enjoy!.... myLot!....
Awe, loud and clear. Releasing weapon of smelly distributions.
Will you retaliate and start a small scale bio-chemical warfare?
Or will you take cover?
Or just surrender?
I hope its interesting and humour and funny.
Whatever you would like to do.
^_^ Thanks and Enjoy!.... myLot!....2 people like this
7 responses
@eabaterina (501)
• Philippines
11 Mar 09
so what? unless it is in a public place and you go "I don't know this person" =) it's funny because people accompany farting with funny movements and jokes about it. my dad will always fart when we are watching television, luckily i am on the other side of the room so i don't smell it =) in school before, if we smell something awful, the boys will start pinpointing people and try to coax people to admit it (maybe the person who first mentioned it was the culprit hmm)
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@gjabaigar (2200)
• Philippines
12 Mar 09
oh ok so that's why fart invented.
So you have to practice pinpointing someone else.
I did farted inside in elevator loud and clear.... lol.... And its a after lunch jump packed elevator with my officemates. They didn't even know that I am the one who did it or never figure out who did it.... lol.... Anyway twas long time ago.....
So you have to practice pinpointing someone else.
I did farted inside in elevator loud and clear.... lol.... And its a after lunch jump packed elevator with my officemates. They didn't even know that I am the one who did it or never figure out who did it.... lol.... Anyway twas long time ago..... 
@oyenkai (4394)
• Philippines
12 Mar 09
I can't call on my farting powers at will so I guess there's no better move than to take cover and surrender. And I'd be sure to NOT take cover in whatever forsaken place he decided to release his evil spirits!
Thanks for the response on my discussion!
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@gjabaigar (2200)
• Philippines
12 Mar 09
hahahahha. oh ok don't worry. We will building you a statue symbolizing your martyrdom.
@Qaeyious (2357)
• United States
11 Mar 09
All mammals do this. It is a natural process of the digestion system, and there is no way to stop it, from either end. Some are able to do something discretely; others, like me, it just got to come out with whatever accompanying sound (announcing the 'culprit') or odor (hopefully silent, so you can look around suspiciously)
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@gjabaigar (2200)
• Philippines
12 Mar 09
yeah.... You must have those silencers so nobody can hears while spreading you bio-chemical. Then when its already done, just point your finger and said "hey! shame on you!" 
@weepinwillow (107)
• Philippines
11 Mar 09
My boyfriend does it, and it's no problem, we joke about it, because I do it in front of him too! It's a natural thing, so there's no need to actually be ashamed of it. I would like to start a small scale bio-chemical warfare but my digestive systme should be up for it, and at times, my system and his system are not synchronized when it comes to farting. Farting moments are funny moments. ;)
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@gjabaigar (2200)
• Philippines
12 Mar 09
hehehehhe... That's the way should do it. And that's so sweet actually.
It's a give and take farting situations. 
If you look into the brighter side of farting its a meant for appreciation and gratitudes for each other. So its unfair if you will not fart back. It's just like saying thank you and welcome.....
If you look into the brighter side of farting its a meant for appreciation and gratitudes for each other. So its unfair if you will not fart back. It's just like saying thank you and welcome..... @weepinwillow (107)
• Philippines
13 Mar 09
It's really sweet. Fart and fart back, that's a really nice interpretation. Right on! ;)
@alottodo (3056)
• Australia
11 Mar 09
Hey you have to be a male, to discuss such issues because females don't usually do it.To males farting is a really big issue [ is actually the only thing they can give birth to]A fart! wow what an accomplishment! and they are proud of it, and make a song and a dance about it.God love them creatures.
@gjabaigar (2200)
• Philippines
12 Mar 09
hmmmm I think that is debatable.... lol.... And I think that's so bias you have stated for us male. Females usually do the parting and they are louder.... lol....
hey. How about a open discussion for debates or battles of the sexes
"who fart the loudest male or female?" or "Who fart mostly?" 
@gjabaigar (2200)
• Philippines
12 Mar 09
no way!.... lol.... That's should not be always the final options.
You have to make your stand and courageously fart back with dignity and honor.... LOL!.... 
@bluishrose (2289)
• Philippines
12 Mar 09
Oh my boyfriend farts alot, but its not loud so silent but the smell is so stinky lolz! What's wprse is that the smell last longer than usual farts. When I smell something bad I know that its his fart. I'll just cover up my nose or walk a few steps away from him until it disappears.
