What was the funniest FARTING situation you have been involved in!
By dreamhealer
@dreamhealer (812)
March 13, 2009 5:19pm CST
Strangely enough this happened in the land of myLot, when I was travelling in the States! At the time, I was travelling on a one month minibus/ camping tour with a company called "Trek America". We had this Australian guy in our group, with us all in the 18 to 30+ age range, way back in 1990.
At the time our group was visiting a Mormon church, with this elderly lady earnestly explaining all about the Mormon lifestyle. "S" was decidedly BORED. He was the typical sort of happy-go-lucky down-under lad. With the rest of the group listening intently, our Aussie guy let out an enormous rip-roaring FART. Jus didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Attempted to keep decorum for the sake of the poor little ole lady, whom I felt sorry for, having been subjected to this crudity!
But once away from the church, didn't we all just have the biggest laugh about it!
Over to you, I would love to hear about your funny farting experiences - they can be quite healing too. Laughter is good for the soul
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@savypat (20216)
• United States
14 Mar 09
I think elevators make the perfect setting for a little gas release. Have yuo ever been in a crowded one and someone let go, what you do is look to see who is looking around and that is you culprit. Even the stuffiest occupant comes out of there hold their breath and if a laugh gets started beware a good laugh can release more gas.
Humans are funny. But the funniest one is one of our Llamas. Her name if Joy and she never sneezes with out an accompanying fart. It's great fun when people visit, because Llamas have a great sense of smell and any perfume or lotion that has perfume in it will cause them to sneeze we are almost guaranteed a good sneeze out of Joy.
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@reneerose (106)
• United States
14 Mar 09
I can't believe I'm about to share this, but the funniest episode I've experience with farting was an incident of juvenile flatulence. Our, then, 5 month old delicate baby girl all dolled up in pretty pink and lace attire decided to fill her drawers during the Lord's Prayer. The proceeding grunts, red face pushes and squirting sounds in the diaper were comical in retrospect. I was terribly embarrassed at the time. After most of the production was pushed out into the diaper (thank goodness it all stayed inside the diaper!) the congregation had paused for the sign of peace. It was totally silent, and she let go with the most loud, bubbly - nay- dare I say "juicy" fart ever to emanate from the posterior of this delicate little flower. Wow. If the fart didn't get em the giggle from the pastor did. I was so embarassed.
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@dreamhealer (812)
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15 Mar 09
It's the way you tell 'em! And there is something about churches (usually such solemn, strait-laced places) with the combination of a being breaking decorum OR should that be breaking wind in the midst of all those serious people!! LAUGH, I ALMOST S**T MYSELF - well just a little bit of journalistic license there
!! Oh dear... hope I didn't offend anyone!
! LAUGH, I ALMOST S**T MYSELF - well just a little bit of journalistic license there!! Oh dear... hope I didn't offend anyone!
@dreamhealer (812)
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13 Mar 09
Oh? So what happened in your high-school days - we're all waiting to hear
