Banker Joke

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Hi, there. You may well have heard or seen this famous joke about a Bank, I think that it is a very relevant and true joke to what we may know about banks! It happens to be one of my fave jokes, see if you like it and has anyone else got any bank related jokes? Here we go:(Sorry for any spelling mistakes! A man goes into a bank. Tjhe man is clearley realy worked up about something.He pushes past the queue of people and goes up to the cashier. He bangs on a chashiers front lens impatiantley to get her attention. He then shouts (abusively with swear words)"Open me up a account right now this instant" The cashier frowns "Sir, do you mind we dont tolerate that kind of language here." The man carries on with his agressive behaviour,getting even more impatiant and impolite."Listen!I'm telling you to open me up an acount.Do it now!I'm not waiting, do it this instant!" The cashier say's "Sir Please!We Do Not tolerate this kind of abuse here,now stop it!" The cashier decides to summon her manager for help. She returns to the man a few seconds later with her manager.The manager confronts him."Excuse me,Sir.What seems to be the problem?" The man shouts: "I want to open up an account,NOW.This instant! I have just won £11m on the lottery and want to pay it in!" "I see Sir"the manager says"And is this cow giving you a hard time?"