She is in the bedroom banging her boyfriend.
@SusanShayAvon (1003)
United States
March 16, 2009 10:09pm CST
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day. Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said, 'Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?'
Grandma replied, 'Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long. The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh. I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend.'
Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible. She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus. Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.
The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door and there stood Grandma's minister. The minister said, 'Hello son, is your Grandma home?'
The little boy replied, 'Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend.'
The minister fainted.
Now, that's funny... I don't care WHO you are.
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Children are innocent being. We should talk to children in clear words as their minds are so innocent and would say exactly what we tell them. That is the lesson behind this post. Children don't lie.
@theonerm5 (365)
• United States
17 Mar 09
That's a good one! Did you make it up yourself or did you get it off of a website? Did a friend tell you the joke? I have to say! If you came up with that yourself then you can be a real comedian!
I haven't heard that joke before. I just read it aloud to my husband, so we both got a laugh out of it. Thanks for sharing it!
@torchablazed (3218)
• Philippines
17 Mar 09
Hahaha. This is really funny, I hope the minister had a chance to bang his tv girlfriend as well. Lol. Thanks for sharing.
