talk about the most craziest thing you ever had

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Yesterday was a good day for me.As i see heaven in between the toilet bowl.So in order to get into heaven, i put my head in it then flush myself through triple demension from spaces and time until i got there. Today was a great day as from heven, i learn predict the future.As i close my eyes,i see the dead coming from the grave with chicken leg hitting people until their die.Then i was scared and i ran to a nearby police station and say that we need the FBI as they will be zombie hitting people with chicken leg and starting to devour that.As a reward of telling them that,i got rewarded by giving me a place to live,with food 'drink and many more.It also have a security system where there are bar cell for thieves.I am happy living there now. Tomorrow will be a great day,i promise you as the alien will came and started firing liquid making human into burger.Don't fear my friend as they will gone away when we started by exploding the main by in the center of antartic by nuclear bomb.The goverment then have problem as the ice also melted by the explosion then the world started to flow with water.This is where i get to be the hero.I unplugged a cork in the underlevel sea to make all the water gone.For god sake.Without me i'm sure that thousand or even million people will die.Hahahahahahhahahahahhahahahaha