Take This Job and SHOVE It!

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What would you do? Pretend for just a moment that you are one heck of a general law attorney in a town of about 26,000 people. You are well known for your expertise in domestic law, like child custody and divorces. You dabble in some workers compensation. You really know your way around property disputes, but your passion is in foreclosing on peoples homes for the local banks and representing the banks when people file bankruptcy. You have had the same job for the past 10 years and in another year and a half you will be a full partner in the firm you work at and your monthly pay will increase by about 33%. For the purposes of this discussion and to keep the math simple, lets also say that you gross $50,000 a year but you end up paying Uncle Sam no less than $12,000 a year because you are considered self employed. You pay the total cost of everything from your health insurance to all the fees to keep your license to practice law valid, out of your own pocket. Also, when you don't work. You don't get paid. There are no such things as sick days and vacation days. You are free to take off whenever you want to with the understanding that you are not getting paid for those days. But nothing makes you happier than arguing cases in front of a judge. You feel as though you were born to argue! Yet nothing irritates you more than dealing with stupid clients. Purely by accident back in November of 2008 you stumbled across a job being offered by the Social Security Administration. You met all the qualifications so you applied. When you hadn't heard anything by the first of January you figured you weren't going to get a call but then out of nowhere LAST WEDNESDAY you are called in for an interview which you went to on Friday and today you got the official job offer. The job with Social Security will have you working 8 hours a day alone in a room reviewing claims for benefits that have been denied. It will be your job to review all the information and apply the appropriate legal statues for the judge to keep the denial or find the legal statutes that support the appeal and show the judge why he should grant the persons claim. For your boredom you are being offered a federal job paying $48,000 a year which is less than you are grossing now. BUT you won't be self employed anymore. You will be working for the government 8 hours a day, five days a week. So instead of having to pay Uncle Same $12,000 every April, you will be getting $5,000 back every year. You will also earn 13 sick days and 13 vacation days a year. You will get paid over time when you have to work late. You will only have to pay a portion of your health insurance. And you get a cost of living raise and a performance bonus EVERY year. But you lose the chance to argue. But you never have to deal with stupid clients ever again! But you know this job is going to be boring. But you also know this job is better economically for you and your family. What do you do? Tell your current employer to shove it and take the new job, or respectfully decline the new position and stick it out where you have been for the past decade?