If your computer suddenly gets the power to speak

If my computer could speak it would probably have the language skills to make a sailor blush LOL it would no doubt tell me.... "get the *bleep* off me woman!*bleep* dont you ever get it a *bleeping* rest? Go *bleeping* find something else to *bleeping* do with your *bleep* time!"

Mine would more than likely scream at me to get a life! I of course would then have no choice but to turn off it's anti-virus software as punishment.....

'I need a break'! is what my computer is going to tell me. I use it for almost everything I can think of! And when I am done (and most often even before I am), my son or husband needs it. My computer is over worked and I guess I should be getting it a gift on 'Computer Day' just to show my appreciation!(even though my keyboard and mouse decide to give up on me when I need them the most)

My computer may tell me to stop interacting so much with friends and do more work!!!

Hi Balasri, interesting question you have posted! My computer would most probably complain that it's working 24/7, and demand that it be given days or hours off.

mine will tell me to get my hands off its mouse wink wink

my computer is in the living room where there is no ac.and i think the computer requires a cooling effect ,as i keep it on for long periods of time.and also i donot clean my computer regularly(laziness) and due to the pollution,the outer surface gets dirty very fast.

if my computer suddenly got the ability to speak, it would probably sing me a Croatian folkslong. LOL I've downloaded enough of those into this computer that it probably will know the words to them off by heart, without even thinking about the original program files. LOL

Get your hand off me and stop eating and drinking right in front of me that make me feel hungry too.

Speak with a mind or without a mind? I think my computer still can speak but it doensn't have mind inside it so, it can't be scary. If it would create an artificial mind then it could be a problem. It will definitely stop me from watching movies and work more on mylot! LOL

well.. my computer is rather funny for a machine.. Last week it got broke.. some trouble with the motherboard... and few days later i got it back fixed... when i first started up the system... a rather hilarious message awaited me.. it said.. "Keyboard not Detected! Press F1 to Continue..!!" Now if the computer could speak, it would be a very joyful and refreshing companion to have around you...

I see we all suffer the samething. My computer would say, "Get a life...he's not into you. You're not going to get life's naswers from me. The house needs cleaning. There's a huge wide screen TV and Xbox 360* downstairs with your name on it...practice Mortal Combat to kick your son's tush. Uuummm...don't have your children stand on my friends (my scanners on the floor). For heaven's sake...don't interrupt me when I'm doing a virus scan! Can't you see I'm THINKING!?!?!? Geeze! You expect me to do everything! I'm going to have a nervous breakdown here one day and then where will you be? Nowhere so there! Best treat me well. Get some better music in my system...I can't stand that Barney *BLEEP*! I don't care who loves who...I want to hear songs about violence and vengence! Yeah! That's the stuff that will get my hard drive whirling! Oh...and thanks, though...for turning me off at nights. I need my sleep too." *Pleiades

Wow! That would be scary. Mine would probably call me an idiot and turn itself off for good. Back in the day, I knew what was what with computers. That's been 10+ years ago. Today, I'm doing good just to maintain an e-mail, facebook, myspace, and now MyLot. Just last night I had to call my internet service provider becuse I didn't have service. Turns out that I had accidently hit the standby button on the cable modem. Yep! I'm a genius, I know. The only other thing that my computer would say to me is....GET A LIFE!!!

It'll tell me to get a life. lol! I'm in front of the computer almost all the time. I'm addicted to it :))

Ha ha! That's a good question my friend... now let me think! It would probably tell me to stop overworking it, and to get a new keyboard that doesn't confuse it so much as the current one. It keeps typing the wrong words, lol. Brightest Blessings, my friend.

It would probably have a lot of complaints, most of them too technical for me to understand but, the ones that I would know would be 'upgrade me~!' or 'clean me every once in a while~!' I try to do the latter since I could not do the first one as of yet.. (^_^")

To be frank most of them get mad because people are their who gets mad when their computer doesn't work any more but they don't have patience anyhow they need to have patience to control their mind.

"Get off me! Leave me alone! Back off! It's not my fault! Stop yelling at me!" To this I would reply, "You know what you did!" And then they would take me away for a rest...

He'll tell me to stop teasing his CD-ROM :P

After the hours of work fidiling around with it and trying to get it to work and kicking it and poking it with screw drivers if i could speak it probs tell me to go do one!