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What's the most embarasing thing happened to you or someone you know? We all have that one shining moment of our lives that even old age won't erase from our memories. The moment that we were the biggest bone head we could manage to become. My pinacale of idiocy came durring the middle of high school math class. Now that was some 20 plus years ago and I still feel quite silly when ever the thought crosses my mind. Some friends had just showed me a cool little "trick" to get a head rush. It left you all dizzy and fuzzy feeling for a few moments. Now mind you I was not into drugs or drinking at all, but stupid things were my specialty at this point, so I tried it. The "trick" was breath in rapidly deeply about 20 times, and on the last breath suck in deep and hold it. Then you have another person give you a bear hug for a few seconds then let it out. Yes it was quite a head rush and left you feeling all crazy, though not very good for your body medicaly I would supose. But stupid is as stupid does right? And at that age to much is never enough. So after bored as can be in class I got to wondering if I could infact do this on my own....(warning sirens did not function properly that day in my head) So in my infinte wisdom I try this little trick and it worked fine. Well I couldn't leave well enough alone and had to go for bigger better. My only saving grace you see is that math was my last class of the day and it was maybe 15 twenty minutes from over, on the Day before spring break started. So I tried it again, but this time it all went wrong. I held the squeeze to long and when I let out my breath it actually made me pass out, thus loosing any balance control I fell out of my seat and smacked my head on the floor. What a lovely bump I got on my forhead for my efforts. They said I was out for a few seconds as when I came to, there was a small crowd. Much to my dismay of course. Then I had to explain just why I was on the floor in the first place. Which that was a difficult thing in it's self. So for the rest of the year I got teased now and again about it. Though I never tried that again, the event did little to quell the uprising of stupidity that reigned for some years to come. So now that all you strangers know my crazy tale whats your?