How to make a cake?

hi my ear freind, baking a cake and making an ice cream , by my style is the easiet way. only thing is, taste can be different. according to me and my recipe if you will try to bake a cake at home, for once, you will find it so easy and low cost that you will make it quite often. all you need in the ingredients are :- 2 cups flour 1 1/2 tsp baking powder 4 tbsp cocoa 1 cup sugar now sift all these ingredients together. one cup miracle whip or mayonnaise now mix the miracle whip or mayonnaise together and water also. add vanilla. stir in dry ingredients until smooth. bake at 350 degrees for thirty to forty minutes and then cool. its done, eat it and tell me , how was the taste, isn't it easy to make and tasty to eat, delicious yummy yummy.