What 3 items do you take to a deserted island?

The things that would make my life bearable and the things that I will bring along with me on a deserted island are : 1. ) Victorinox Swiss Army Outdoor pocket knife - I am specific with the brand because these are branded pocket knives that had been tried and tested in time. And if I will be on a deserted island, tI will definitely need a tool that will need to last as long as i stay o that deserted island. You can do a lot of things in just a very simple and compact tool. 2.) Books that had first aid information - this will come in handy in cases you may need it. 3.) MY BOYFRIEND - I want someone to chat with and he is the person I never get bored talking with just about anything. As well, I need someone to guard me while I am sleeping and sometimes ask him to do things for me if I am lazy (LOL), and the third , for "private reasons", (LOL). So, if you had dual reasons for bringing girls, I have triple reasons to bring my BF with me!

First off, I have to have my laptop and with that goes an internet connection. Second would have to be a treasure chest of junk food that is, of course, calorie free (hey, I can dream can't I?). Last would have to be some good books that never get old no matter how many times you read them.

I would take a good knife with me. Need to be able to cut my fish and leaves. A fishing pool, that is easier to catch fish. A good blanket so I don't get cold at night. Take care, have a nice weekend.