Lottery

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A redneck buy a ticket and won the lottery. He goes to Austin to claim it and the man verifies his ticket number.The redneck says,"I want my $20 million." The man replies,"No, sir.It doesn't work that way. We give you a million today and then you will get the rest spread out for the next 19 years." The redneck says,"Oh, no. I want all my money right now! I won it and I want it." Again, the man explains that he would only get a millon that day and the rest during the next 19 years. The redneck, furious with the man ,screams out,"Look,I want my money !If you are not going to give me my $20 million right now, then I want my dollar back!"