Favorite Simpson's Quote

United States
April 8, 2009 3:24pm CST
My all time favorite quote from the Simpson's is from Homer, while talking on the phone to Moe: [b] Homer: Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked! Marge: HOMER! Homer: I gotta go Moe my damn weiner kids are listening.[/b] source: http://www.thesimpsonsquotes.com/quotes/353.html I have actually said something similar regarding a certain "team" in DC, can you guess who I think may be the suckiest bunch of suckers who have ever sucked? Do you like The Simpsons? What's your favorite quote?
7 responses
• Singapore
26 Apr 09
my favourite came from a scene where homer didn't wanna go to work on a friday. so he called work to tell them and basically they told him to come in or don't bother comin' in on monday - meanin' fired yeah? so our dear homer puts down the phone and says... "woohoo! four day weekend!" hehehe
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• United States
26 Apr 09
That's one of my favorites too.
• Singapore
27 Apr 09
:) and of course...how can one not love the ever famous... "mmmm donuts...."
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@jimbomuso (950)
8 Jul 09
Hey Kitty! I can honestly say the simpsons has helped me laugh in some of most dark days ever! there are just too many quotes security salesman: "but surely you can't put a price on the lives of your children?" Homer "I wouldn't have thought so - but here we are" ------------------------------------------------------------------- Homer : "but Marge, I can offer you something that no-one else can - complete and utter dependance"
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• United States
8 Jul 09
Hey Jimbo! Those are good ones. Today I am thinking of when it was suggested to Homer that they consult a financial planner, and Homer mishears it as "Financial Panther" a big cat the devours bill collectors. LOL Sure wish I had a financial panther!
• United States
7 May 09
homer: "Or what? You'll release the dogs, or the bees? Or the dogs with bees in their mouths and when they bark they shoot bees at you?"
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• United States
7 May 09
Ha ha ha and then Burns released the Richard Simmons Robot. LOL!
@red12346 (85)
• Canada
15 May 09
"you tried hard and failed miserably, the lesson is never try" - homer simpson. i think this quote was great lol.
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• United States
15 May 09
Another good one, thanks!
@roboid (205)
• Romania
12 Apr 09
"Spider pig, spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does..." I love that scene.
• United States
12 Apr 09
That was in the movie, the movie was awesome.
@KamiHo (80)
• Portugal
7 Jul 09
"The world without peace would be like a dounut without a hole... Wait, a dounut without a hole, That means more dounuts...Whooooouhh, I'm a genius!" that came in a magazine where matt groening spouk a bit about the simpsons ( i think it was loaded)
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• United States
8 Jul 09
Now I'm hungry.
@Galena (9110)
8 Apr 09
I can't remember the exact wording, but it was after Homer tried to find his soulmate, and when realising it was marge, between then, the quote was along the lines of our differences are only skin deep but our sames go right down to the bone
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• United States
8 Apr 09
I think those may actually be the exact words. That was a good episode.