Tell Me Something Funny That Happened To You Today, Please

Today I was shopping and decided to take out my purse mirror to see how red my face was because it got wind burned and my face felt hot, so I took it out, put it up to my face and scared the hell out of myself when my face wasn't there in the mirror! Then I felt like an fool because I was looking at the BACK of the mirror instead of the front! What an idiot I am!!!!!!!!!!!

Well i dunno bout laughin but i sure smiled n think i found it so funny for u to say 'please' in your discussion header here. No offence.. U sound so sweet. Ha ha.. N ya i ll tell bout yesterday .. I got a forward msg to my cell from my friend..a girl i love too.. who asked me to reply to this .. 'Wat would u say to my fiancee if u had a chance to walk alone wit him jus before her marriage?' .. N i replied sayin i would tel him tat i love her n hes 'jus' lucky to marry her. Lolz! N i asked her the same wat she would reply for my fiancee.. She says.. 'I ll tell her that your fiancee is eyeing on me n ve be careful!' .. Ha ha.. Tat was so funny for me to expect from her.. Hmm tx for lettin me share n makin me smile today .. Take care.. :)

Nothing funny really happened to me this day. Except the one i read here in the post.

Hi carolbee, I would be laughing too as that song was so popular and still is for someone to replace woman to chicken, wonder what the lyric was all about, no I haven't come across anthing funny that would make me laugh so much, but now you havve.Lol! Tamara

Well, many interesting things happen in our life. We just need to be more sensitive to the outer part. Today when I was playing volleyball with my friends, someting funny happened. I hit the ball too hard that it went into the crowd out of the playground. One of the people was really scared by the ball. I walked towards him and asked him to do me a favor. Then he just give the ball to another one who was really don't know what happened.

Thank you for sharingyour happiness,support you!after many share!

i love when i'm laughing all by myself in the car and others r looking at me! but nothing funny has happened to me today...yet.

Well last week I had my 3 1/2 year old granddaughter...and she is always doing something funny...well when she was here I took her to visit my work place...of course she had to use the toilet....it's an automatic flusher....since she can't reach the toilet paper she has to jump off the toilet to reach and wipe...well she barely jumped off and the toilet flushed and she said Hey! I didn't even get to wipe! Well her daddy had today off so he came to visit me at work and I had to relay the story to him as I had forgotten to when I brought her home last week...we both laughed so hard! He said...that sounds about right for her! It was fun to have him stop by at work too!

A friend sent me a joke book, "How to Make People Think You're Normal" by Ben Goode. It has a picture of a bunch of penguins looking angrily at a penguin with a knitted pom pom hat with multi-colors like stripes, a green scarf, and a blue with yeloow, pink, and green pocka-dotted over coat and socks/boots on. Some of this book is funny, some of it is true, some of it is sick, and some of it is ridiculous, but it doesn take your mind off anything that is worrying you.

Well my brother in law was in from Mexico and he is like 37 and a legal citizen but, he was telling me a story about when he was 17 and came here illegaly the first time. Well the story started with how much walking he had to do and I thouhgt it was going to be boring. Then he told me that the only thing that he ate for 5 or 6 days was deer corn that people had left outside. That's not the funny part that was sad. Then he said once he had got to a house where they was suppossed to stay a man brought many packs og Bologna and bread. Everyone started to eat, ok here comes the funny part... he said he didn't even know what bologna was so he just started eating really fast then eating bread also not even as a sandwhich. Well after he ate several pieces like this he looked over and noticed everyone had this little red string so he says where did you get that.He then said everyonewas laughing telling him your suppossed to takeit off of the edges of bologna. He said well hell I ate it all. I laughed so hard because I couldn't figure out how you could not know to take off the little red plastic string around the bologna. He said he was so hungry from not eating he didn't feel any plastic.

I was late to my office, because i had a stomachache. Of course, my big boss angry to me. He didn't receive my reason. I didn't hear all about his voice, i just think about the bathroom. After i went to my rent home, i just smile reminded that accident. That was very funny for me. :D

with regard to funny things happend ,I think I should say I learned to make a kind of food ,I tired it myself today ,it taste so delicious :)

Nothing funny to talk about today... but I would really like to hear the song When a man loves a chicken!! sounds really funny :) There is another song I find really funny and it's called 'A boy named Sue' - I really like it. Also whenever you need a good dose of humor, there is always youtube... look for the mom's song!! that is a funny one :) :)