why dogs are better then woman?
By lyy284891086
@lyy284891086 (623)
China
April 17, 2009 3:29am CST
Why Dogs Are Better than Women
Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
Dogs understand that you are their master.
Dogs love it when your friends come over.
Dogs think you sing great.
Dogs understand that farts are funny.
Dogs are excited by rough play.
Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.
Dogs can appreciate excessive body hair.
A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.
A dog's parents never visit.
A dog's time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.
Dogs like it when you leave the toilet seat up.
When a dog gets old and starts to snap at you incessantly, you can shoot it.
It's legal to keep a dog chained up at your house.
You never have to wait for a dog. They're ready to go 24 hours a day.
The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you.
1 response
@iskayz (5420)
• Philippines
17 Apr 09
Well dogs and women are two very different beings. Dog is an animal and women are humans thus they act and think differently. Or should I say, women has the ability to think better than dogs.
In my opinion, they shouldn't be compared in any way cause dogs acts as dogs/animals and woman as humans.
Ciao!
I know it's just a joke. I just shared my views. But be careful in posting discussions like that. Some members might interpret it differently.
Happy posting!