What's wrong with women?
By 010013
@010013 (28)
United States
November 11, 2006 10:44am CST
Ok, we all have questions as to what is wrong with women. They are vain, egotistical, self-centered animals. Wow, pretty much like cats are...hmmm....
Anyways, why do women enjoy conflict? As a male, my solution is the most logical approach to an answer. If bob hit tim, and tim is your friend, I'll punch Bob. If my car breaks down, i'll tow it to a repair shop. If I need to buy some clothes, i'll buy the first pair of pants that looks decent and is priced decently.
Now, a women's response to these items.
1. If Katrina slaps Maggie, and Maggie is my friend. First I'll go and talk about Katrina behind her back and make her look like a Ho. Then i'll go tell Katrina's boyfriend she cheated on him. Then I'll tell everybody how outdated katrina's clothes are, then I'll tell everybody Katrina is pregnant. What???? SORRY, BUT THE MALE SOLUTION IS BETTER!.
2. If my car breaks down, i'll call up a girl friend and cry. Then I'll call up another girl friend and cry. Then I will call a male, and he'll call a tow truck. When the tow truck gets here, i'll show some cleavage and flirt to see if he pays me any attention....(I love attention...hehehe...) Then once my car is being towed, i'll tell the tow truck driver all my drama over the past year. Then when I get home, i'll make up a story and say the tow truck driver had warts on his face just to make people feel sorry for me that this guy was the one who helped me. What???? SORRY, the male way is bettter.
If I need to go buy a new pair of pants, i'll go to the store. Well, no the first store didn't have the pants I wanted but i got this cute little teddy. Then the next store I bought two pairs of shoes and a new scrunchy for my hair. Then...then...then...then... 11 hours later, 7 new shirts, 4 new pairs of shoes, 6 new pairs of panties and 8 bra's later, now i've finally found my new pair of pants. Of course, all i needed was one pair of pants, but I got 3. Total bill... $318.96.... Male's bill, $25.15
Does anyone see my point here. What is so screwed up with women that they have no common sense?
8 responses
@brokentia (10389)
• United States
11 Nov 06
Man, you have more serious issues if you think all women are like that.
Maybe you are only attracted to women like that, which would mean who has the problem? You or the women your attracted to?
@ArsonCuff (3114)
• United States
11 Nov 06
don't trust this comment..it's a woman..she's lying..ha ha
@amberbambers23 (2615)
• United States
14 Nov 06
In all honesty, if you think women are like that, maybe you're the one with the problem. Not all women are like that. That would be like a woman saying all men are cheaters and liars because she had one bad experience, then most guys would get mad at her for thinking badly about them without even knowing them.
@sbeauty (5865)
• United States
14 Nov 06
I think the problem is yours. You either attract the wrong women, or you make no effort to understand them. I am a woman and:
1. I've never slapped anyone in my life.
2. I have a new vehicle, so I don't have car breakdowns.
3. I seldom buy clothes, I hate to shop, and I'd never buy so much of anything.
You need to get your head back out into the sunshine and start looking at women as the intelligent, hard-working people they really are. I'm really tired of these discussions all you males seem to think you need to post derogatory comments about women.
@chikkadee (372)
• Australia
14 Nov 06
I dont know about the women you consort with but quite frankly Im more logical than most men I know.
That, and Im the only one who can catch spiders in the household and who isn't afraid of cockroaches.
What is it about males that makes them so utterly dependant on women! If they are not sleeping with us then they just want us to act like their mothers.
@pankajdantla (996)
• India
14 Nov 06
They are selfish, self-absorbed brainless and heartless shells just waiting for a man and a big ...
@ArsonCuff (3114)
• United States
11 Nov 06
in the female slapping scenario...not only wouild she talk trash about the one who slapped her "friend" but she would also talk trash about the friend who got slapped....
@pankajdantla (996)
• India
14 Nov 06
They are selfish, self-absorbed brainless and heartless shells just waiting for a man and a big ...
