This is outrageous
By p1kef1sh
@p1kef1sh (45681)
April 30, 2009 9:36am CST
I bought a loaf of bread today. It says that the slices are extra thick. Now I know that bread may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but there's no need to insult its intelligence. What about Cold. I don't know who he is, but he appears to have a problem because a lot of stores have the slogan "Cold Drinks" emblazoned across their fronts. What about Bill Stickers. What did he do that people want to prosecute him. We should be told. Do you know of any other such comments about innocent things or people that are out there?
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@candymarie (1368)
• Canada
30 Apr 09
.....PANDA SPANKING??? Who created this discussion and WHY?
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@mtdewgurl74 (18151)
• United States
30 Apr 09
What about the short stack of pancakes..it is not the pancakes fault it is so short..it thrives to be taller.
.lol I love how you made up your little saying cute indeed..
What about Cool Whip..If it is so cool then why is it getting Whipped all the time?
.lol I love how you made up your little saying cute indeed..What about Cool Whip..If it is so cool then why is it getting Whipped all the time?@mtdewgurl74 (18151)
• United States
1 May 09
Thanks, sorry couldn't think of any more..But have you ever wondered why they call grapefruit, grapefruit when it doesn't look nothing like a grape or isn't even purple? Only thing they have in common is a roundish shape depending on the grape you think of..
@James72 (26790)
• Australia
1 May 09
That's just wrong! What next? "Retarded Buns"? We're dealing with enopugh issues globally as it is, without having to set agendas to combat bakery goods depression! 
What's always confused the heck out of me are those signs on some street corners that say "Blind people cross here". The signs are way too high up for anyone to read them by touch, so how do blind people even KNOW to cross there? Same goes for zebra crossings. This is just wrong if you ask me! These exist the world over, yet no-one ever makes the effort to fly in a zebra or 2 so they can actually use it! It's cruel and a blatant taunt if you ask me. It's not what you're specifically asking for here, but I just had to share these because they've been troubling me for years now.
What's always confused the heck out of me are those signs on some street corners that say "Blind people cross here". The signs are way too high up for anyone to read them by touch, so how do blind people even KNOW to cross there? Same goes for zebra crossings. This is just wrong if you ask me! These exist the world over, yet no-one ever makes the effort to fly in a zebra or 2 so they can actually use it! It's cruel and a blatant taunt if you ask me. It's not what you're specifically asking for here, but I just had to share these because they've been troubling me for years now. @James72 (26790)
• Australia
2 May 09
Of course I know Hot Cross Buns! They're one a penny, sometimes two a penny, they're hot cross buns for God's sake! (This is why they're cross see, 'cos they feel their worth has been trivialised) I saw a 1 kilo tub of "I can't believe it's not butter!" yesterday and as a marketing guy myself, all I could think at the time was "I can't believe some wanker got away with calling it THAT!" Maybe people who use this stuff on hot cross buns anger them even further by not having the decency to at least use REAL butter? 
The hot part is probably their high blood pressure from all that stress.
(This is why they're cross see, 'cos they feel their worth has been trivialised) I saw a 1 kilo tub of "I can't believe it's not butter!" yesterday and as a marketing guy myself, all I could think at the time was "I can't believe some wanker got away with calling it THAT!" Maybe people who use this stuff on hot cross buns anger them even further by not having the decency to at least use REAL butter? The hot part is probably their high blood pressure from all that stress.
@dawnald (85146)
• Shingle Springs, California
16 Jun 09
Extra sour rye? Now I have never met a loaf of rye bread that was mean and unpleasant, not at all. Talk about unfair profiling!
@Anora_Eldorath (6028)
• United States
30 Apr 09
Stop signs aren't very effective, because people keep putting up more signs. And who has the right to Television? And why do we always think that Bakers bake because they knead dough? And do we really want to be taking Tylenol?
P1ke, that's all I've got for now. 
Laundry is calling my name.
Namaste-Anora
Laundry is calling my name.
Namaste-Anora@Anora_Eldorath (6028)
• United States
1 May 09
LMAO!!! Oh, this is why I love reading your posts lol. Thanks P1ke. Namaste-Anora
@nannacroc (4049)
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30 Apr 09
I often wonder what poor Will has done because all the war films have someone saying, 'fire at Will'. Bill Stickers s known as Bill Posters here and I have wondered why he needed to be prosecuted.
@ShepherdSpy (8544)
• Omagh, Northern Ireland
1 May 09
What did CREAM ever do that it gets WHIPPED every time it's bought?
Why do EGGS get Beaten?
What kind of home life do Onions have that they feel the need to get pickled all the time?
Why does FISH get Battered?
Why do EGGS get Beaten?
What kind of home life do Onions have that they feel the need to get pickled all the time?
Why does FISH get Battered?
@Wizzywig (7847)
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3 May 09
Here, our school crossing patrol persons have signs saying "Stop children" which is pretty self-destructive because they'd be out of a job if we did stop children wouldn't they? Wouldn't the 'hot dog' stands be better to offer bowls of water than fried onions? You gotta feel sorry if Bill Withers. The one that gets me is the 'fun size' chocolate bars... who decided that 'fun' was just 2inches???
@tamarafireheart (15384)
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30 Apr 09
Hi p1key,
Lol!! that is so funny, only you can think of something like this, I love it and I sat racking my brains to think but can't think of anything at the moment, you are brilliant. Hugs.
Tamara
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@youresolastweek (18)
• Philippines
1 May 09
This is funny! Let me just think of some nasty comments about innocent things or people. Haha!
